Tezzers 

"Tezzers": a way of describing excellence, or comedic value.

Derived from "Terry's", as in "Terry's All Gold" - a brand of chocolates, in particular reference to the word "Gold", meaning excellence, quality, greatness, and so on.

"Man, did you see Lee Evans the other night? Total tezzers mate!"

Or, sarcastically: "Dude, can you believe that guy cracked lame jokes all night long?"
"Yeah. Talk about 'tezzers'"

Tezzers by TheAbsolutePeach March 17, 2009

Tezzers 

balls, bollocks, nuts etc basically meaning testicle.

A random guy came up to me and kicked me in my tezzers

Tezzers by Callum Talbot October 18, 2007

tazzers 

Tazzers is a word that a small group of Scotsmen started shouting one day while playing Car Soccer. It's kind of like most things that one shouts during a particularly intense round of sports: born from intense excitement, only making sense in that one thrilling moment. Combined with Scottish brogue, and that deepset Scottish appreciation for the thrill of soccer, and it's especially esoteric.

Scotsman 1: *does an impression of an Englishman with a deep appreciation for celestial bodies, distracting him from his goalkeeping duties*

Scotsman 2: BEN! GIT TAE FECK!

Scotsman 3: Oh, Tazzers!

tazzers by DorianCairne October 21, 2019

Tizzers Foxchase 

Leader of Woodbury University in the virtual world of Second Life and member of the Feted Inner Core. Adversary to the Justice League Unlimited and outspoken blogger Prokofy Neva.

When no one was looking, Tizzers Foxchase took forty cakes. She took 40 cakes. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.

Tizzers Foxchase by The Linden Conspiracy March 23, 2010

Tezzer 

A terrible/rubbish thing

"My girlfriend cheated on me with my Dad"
"I'm sorry man, that's a tezzer"

Tezzer by B.Glastonbury October 23, 2020

Tezzer123 

(Tezzer) The satisfying and unkown name of them all,,, they say that tezzer is a top leader of a goddess and also it could have it's meaning by "tezz" some people would call him tezzer as (Goddess) and the rest of them would call him tezz as (Devil).(Tezzer-Tezz) also used by alot of spiritual stuff by That name

Tezzer123

Tezzer123 by TheUnkownUserPeople January 31, 2019

Tezzer 

Usually of the male gender – although female one have been know to exist. Mono-brows with sloping foreheads – they have third of the average intelligence of a normally functioning person. This is easily demonstrated, as they are only able to remember three letter names – Baz, Daz, Woz, Foz, Cuz, Muz. Their natural habitat is Halfords carp parks of 24hour McDonalds. Where they congregate in large groups – crammed into small cars and proceed to try and deafen each other with loud ‘one tempo’ music. Can often be found breeding in the back of a Nova of Escort with “Body Kit”. These sort of activities often end in pregnancy ruining there young lives forever – but providing amusement for those of us with ability to sign our names without using an X.

They will quickly move into a council tenancy and begin a tempestuous, abusive and loveless relationship – she will continue to give birth to children al the rate of one per year – the farther of theses children is never the same man.

See:
Mouth Breathers
Klassy Lassy

Non-needed – we all know what they look like!

Tezzer by Andy The Great July 21, 2003