Tutzerade 

A unique beverage that boosts your ability to draw attraction from anyone you desire.

I saw these women walking by me on the beach. They looked amazing in their bikinis. After I downed a can of tutzerade, they couldn’t keep their eyes off me.

Tutzerade by rjarahian November 21, 2018

taterade

A beverage consisting of potato soup and gatorade. One of the worst things one can ever drink.

If you don't clean your room right now, I swear to god I'll make you drink your weight in taterade!

taterade by the dirty liberal September 15, 2009