Tazzer

A gun that shoots hooks that latch onto people. The shocks the **** out of them.

Cop: Grab the tazzer, we got a runner!!!
(Tazzer shoots the hooks into the un lucky person and shocks the **** out of them.)
Runner: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! You shocked the **** out of me!

by GmanLEGIT February 16, 2010

Pwnilishis

To injoy owning someone in an epic fation.

You splash water on the floor and someone slips in it. Then you laugh at them in a joyful manner. That is so pwnilishis.

by GmanLEGIT February 16, 2010