Theft

A crime that means taking somone's property without asking, can be sneaky (steal), or loud (rob).

Theft might be small but that's a serious crime.

by Hectare Acres July 14, 2023

Theft

A crime that means taking somone's property without asking, can be sneaky (steal), or loud (rob).

Theft might be small but that's a serious crime.

by Hectare Acres July 14, 2023

Theft

The REAL RESPONSE TO WORDS they want you to use instead for MuRdEr! They'll kill you for stealing from them and think that they should be allowed to... But if YOU say WORDS they don't like... They will STEAL from you! Should THEFT be the response to WORDS, Eric? And they will cover up the theft, cover for eachother as they steal, lie, and fuck someone who couldn't any more literally be THEIR OWN SISTER.

Hym "And that's why conservatives or libertarians claiming to be anti-violence is bullshit. They will kill you. Theft! They will steal like Peter Theil. Call him Peter Steal. And THEN they will try to get you locked up in an insane asylum. Just wait until they start raping. You accuse them. Bam! Your TV starts repeating the things you say back to you. The people in your proximity start doing it. Then you end up like the Epstein whistleblower. I mean, they have been covering for a genocide for years now. You think they won't cover for a little intellectual property theft? They steal. They lie. They are perfectly fine with the violence and the murder as long as it's happening to JACOB KNEELY or HYM. They shouldn't GET murdered but they should DECIDE who is or is not FINE TO MURDER like was it Jordan? Jordan kneely? They homeless guy that got strangled on the train for 15 minutes straight even though it only takes like 30 seconds to go unconscious and there were 2 other guys pinning down his arms and legs so he couldn't struggle while a guy was strangling him to death. Nah. Don't believe their shit. They just do want THEM to die. They want ME to get stole from. They want YOU to have rights that are somehow subordinate to THEM. Lie for eachother and to themselves until the end of time if you let them."

by Hym Iam September 15, 2025

theft by vagina

Not to be confused with Vagina Theft, this biological phenomenon is characterized by the unexplained disappearance of items when in the company of a vagina/s.

Yooo where’s my earring. Oh nevermind, it’s a classic case of ye ol’ theft by vagina.

by yabeanzboii April 9, 2022

theft victim

Someone who wears thier white iPod headphones out in public.

Hey look at me! I have a $300 piece of hardware in my pocket. Make me a theft victim.

by Chris Thompson March 29, 2005

theft fuck up

when a person is going on a thefting spree and aims for a house they do not know is heavily armed

I saw a theif coming to my house so i gave him a theft fuck up by punching him down my steepest staircase and watched him die, shortly later i threw him in the garbage

by your best idiot April 10, 2010

Theft rape

Rape by a Slave owner to a slave

That woman theft rape him for him saying no to Working

by 459395 March 5, 2022