by hatestelstra October 20, 2010
Get the telstra mug.Someone who even though doesn't know it, is gorgeous. She is very caring and kind and will always put her friends and family in front of herself. She falls for guys hard and it takes her a while to get over someone. A lot of fun to be around and always brings a smile to your face. Not a lot of people know her because she is shy but once you get to know her it is impossible to forget her. Has an amazing laugh that catches everyone's attention. Her hair is out of control but is very beautiful. She is different from any other girl that you know so never let her go once you get a Telsa.
"Who's that?"
"That's Telsa!"
"That girl is gorgeous!"
"Ya that's Telsa!"
"That girl is an amazing person!"
"She must be a Telsa!"
"That's Telsa!"
"That girl is gorgeous!"
"Ya that's Telsa!"
"That girl is an amazing person!"
"She must be a Telsa!"
by Trevsbug October 20, 2013
Get the Telsa mug.A Telsche is a super funny, kind, weird idiot. She speaks so much you need to tell her breathe every once in a while. She eats… a lot. Normally found in the kitchen or on her horse. She is short… but you know… dynamite comes in small packages I guess. Blonde hair blue eyes the typical beach babe but doesn’t live at the beach… but goes to the beach for holidays… every holiday… has a 1-3 best friends. But her closest one is an introvert, but when they’re together they are too much to handle (two halves of a whole idiot), and looks almost the same as her (blonde hair, blue eyes) … they’ve been friends since either they were born or since second grade. Oh yes and they either live in different countries but still keep contact every single day and go to the beach together on holiday or they live supppppper close and still go to the beach together on holiday. A Telsche can also be found playing a sport that girls normally don’t play, like pool/poker or fuzz ball.
One more other thing before you think she is an angel… she would have some or other weapon with her… either one she created or just a kitchen knife. Don’t mess with her when she is hungry or else you shall never see the light of day!
One more other thing before you think she is an angel… she would have some or other weapon with her… either one she created or just a kitchen knife. Don’t mess with her when she is hungry or else you shall never see the light of day!
Friend, ‘hi Telsche’
Telsche, ‘excuse me, what did you say!?’
F, ‘I said hello?’
T, ‘ you have the audacity to say hello when I haven’t had my food yet!?’
Telsche, ‘excuse me, what did you say!?’
F, ‘I said hello?’
T, ‘ you have the audacity to say hello when I haven’t had my food yet!?’
by Whatever you wanna call me! June 24, 2021
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If only Tel$tra would spend those millions on upgrading pair-gain phonelines to copperlines instead advertising their crappy ISP, Bigpond.... *sigh*
If only Tel$tra would spend those millions on upgrading pair-gain phonelines to copperlines instead advertising their crappy ISP, Bigpond.... *sigh*
by Anonymous December 18, 2004
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Get the telson mug.Verb / Noun - To Telsi tell-see
often mispronounced by math teachers, this word derives from the Serbian word teslah. Which literally means to generate very high voltage, low current, high frequency electricity and pass it through a human being's torso region. This causes the human in question's internal organs to be melted at a temperature of approximately 30,000 °C (54,000 °F), hot enough to fuse silica sand into glass. This is often considered to be the opposite of what is good but telsis are usually, smart awesome and irresistibly beautiful.
often mispronounced by math teachers, this word derives from the Serbian word teslah. Which literally means to generate very high voltage, low current, high frequency electricity and pass it through a human being's torso region. This causes the human in question's internal organs to be melted at a temperature of approximately 30,000 °C (54,000 °F), hot enough to fuse silica sand into glass. This is often considered to be the opposite of what is good but telsis are usually, smart awesome and irresistibly beautiful.
Guy 1 - Holy good sweet mosses i think my internal organs just got Telsied.
Guy 2 - Yeah but she looked good doing it
Guy 2 - Yeah but she looked good doing it
by brian braindawg February 27, 2009
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Likened to a Pile of Horseshit Telstra makes you pay them to take a hot steaming shit on your face.
"Mateee these cunts can't provide me anything and I'm paying a premium."
"Well switch to something like TPG or Optus cunt, these drongos couldn't build a lego set, let alone put up a good fucking service"
Likened to a Pile of Horseshit Telstra makes you pay them to take a hot steaming shit on your face.
"Mateee these cunts can't provide me anything and I'm paying a premium."
"Well switch to something like TPG or Optus cunt, these drongos couldn't build a lego set, let alone put up a good fucking service"
by Bilko367 February 15, 2020
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