2 definitions by Bilko367

The worst connection ever made, will probably fail and support staff can't get their heads out of their own asses let alone speak basic English.

Likened to a Pile of Horseshit Telstra makes you pay them to take a hot steaming shit on your face.

"Mateee these cunts can't provide me anything and I'm paying a premium."

"Well switch to something like TPG or Optus cunt, these drongos couldn't build a lego set, let alone put up a good fucking service"
"Telstra, taking your money, for nothing in return" *TELSTRA JINGLE*
by Bilko367 February 15, 2020
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Constantly shoved down your throats and the music videos get 90% of the views from 13 year olds jerking off.
"Mate, have you seen this new shit pop song from Nicki Minaj? This pop music is so shit!" "Yeah, I've jerked off to it 4 times already!"
by Bilko367 October 7, 2020
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