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A Telsche is a super funny, kind, weird idiot. She speaks so much you need to tell her breathe every once in a while. She eats… a lot. Normally found in the kitchen or on her horse. She is short… but you know… dynamite comes in small packages I guess. Blonde hair blue eyes the typical beach babe but doesn’t live at the beach… but goes to the beach for holidays… every holiday… has a 1-3 best friends. But her closest one is an introvert, but when they’re together they are too much to handle (two halves of a whole idiot), and looks almost the same as her (blonde hair, blue eyes) … they’ve been friends since either they were born or since second grade. Oh yes and they either live in different countries but still keep contact every single day and go to the beach together on holiday or they live supppppper close and still go to the beach together on holiday. A Telsche can also be found playing a sport that girls normally don’t play, like pool/poker or fuzz ball.

One more other thing before you think she is an angel… she would have some or other weapon with her… either one she created or just a kitchen knife. Don’t mess with her when she is hungry or else you shall never see the light of day!
Friend, ‘hi Telsche’
Telsche, ‘excuse me, what did you say!?’
F, ‘I said hello?’
T, ‘ you have the audacity to say hello when I haven’t had my food yet!?’
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tetschesspiece

Very hot person I love them so very much very hot
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tetschesspiece by Trustedadam April 18, 2021
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THEY PLAY GENSHIN WITH ME. THEY DATE SOMEONE CALL NUTBALLMASTER (?) ALSO THEYRE VERY PRETTY. ALSO DOG. COULD PROBABLY RECITE THE WHOLE MY LITTLE PONY MOVIE.
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Tetschesspiece

they play genshin with me. they’re very pretty and could probably recite the whole my little pony movie script.
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tetschesspiece wore cat ears! awooga!
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(1) When a female or male mate sees an atractive woman or man and express thier feelings to their mate.

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Andy: You better watch out before she starts telecheating on you
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