telsi 

Verb / Noun - To Telsi tell-see
often mispronounced by math teachers, this word derives from the Serbian word teslah. Which literally means to generate very high voltage, low current, high frequency electricity and pass it through a human being's torso region. This causes the human in question's internal organs to be melted at a temperature of approximately 30,000 °C (54,000 °F), hot enough to fuse silica sand into glass. This is often considered to be the opposite of what is good but telsis are usually, smart awesome and irresistibly beautiful.

Guy 1 - Holy good sweet mosses i think my internal organs just got Telsied.

Guy 2 - Yeah but she looked good doing it

telsi by brian braindawg February 27, 2009

Telsi

A person who lacks common sense , lacks looks and is jelous of everyone.

I think she is Telsi

Telsi by Alba queues November 15, 2025

Telstra 

Telstra, the fucking shittest internet in fucking Australia.

The sole fucking reason why fucking india has better internet than australia.

A rip off, a reason for the anger issues of many.

A service that will provide technicians which will have solutions to none of the fucking problems you have.

A service that places people on hold for half an hour.

A service that sparsely has customer support that a fucking literate in english.

Person 1 (After waiting 20 minutes for a website to load): "What the fuck is this bullshit, I pay for a fucking premium service to find that shitty Telstra can't provide a fucking basic server to the wider community."

Person 2 (After doing a speed test that reads: Latency 1020 ms, Download Speed .012 mbps.): "Fuck fucking Telstra , I fork over 90 dollars a fucking month for a fucking server that works 2% of the fucking time. To which every fucking reason of their slow internet is "Congestion" or some fucking shit. Then fucking make your shitty server better fucking shit cunt Telstra. Not like your fucking low on money after robbing us stupid customers."

Telstra by IHateTelstra February 5, 2017

telisa 

A beautiful women who's not afraid to cut a bitch. Telisa doesn't toilorate drama or petty shit, but loves a good laugh. Telisa is a loyal friend, a freak in the sheets and super passionate.

Damn, I want to be a Telisa!

telisa by Telisa December 28, 2016

Telstra 

Fucking bad cunts that provide absolute dirt tier Internet.

Australia is fucking shit thanks to them

Hey want to watch a youtube video? Oh wait it wont fucking load cause of bad cunt Telstra.

Telstra by Telstra is cancer June 6, 2015

Telina

Most beautiful, smart,gorgeous girl ever!
Everyone loves her and wishes to have her as a friend

Wow i need to become a telina!

Telina by Psew January 4, 2018

telosico 

originally derived from the Spanish "cállate el osico" which roughly translates to "silence your snout". A very crass way to tell someone to shut up. Often only used among very close friends.

Popular along the Mexico-Texas border.

-"Ay what were you wearing last night, you looked busted girl"
-"Telosico, pendeja"

telosico by El Joto del apartamento 512 February 26, 2019