Verb / Noun - To Telsi tell-see
often mispronounced by math teachers, this word derives from the Serbian word teslah. Which literally means to generate very high voltage, low current, high frequency electricity and pass it through a human being's torso region. This causes the human in question's internal organs to be melted at a temperature of approximately 30,000 °C (54,000 °F), hot enough to fuse silica sand into glass. This is often considered to be the opposite of what is good but telsis are usually, smart awesome and irresistibly beautiful.
often mispronounced by math teachers, this word derives from the Serbian word teslah. Which literally means to generate very high voltage, low current, high frequency electricity and pass it through a human being's torso region. This causes the human in question's internal organs to be melted at a temperature of approximately 30,000 °C (54,000 °F), hot enough to fuse silica sand into glass. This is often considered to be the opposite of what is good but telsis are usually, smart awesome and irresistibly beautiful.
Guy 1 - Holy good sweet mosses i think my internal organs just got Telsied.
Guy 2 - Yeah but she looked good doing it
Guy 2 - Yeah but she looked good doing it
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Telstra, the fucking shittest internet in fucking Australia.
The sole fucking reason why fucking india has better internet than australia.
A rip off, a reason for the anger issues of many.
A service that will provide technicians which will have solutions to none of the fucking problems you have.
A service that places people on hold for half an hour.
A service that sparsely has customer support that a fucking literate in english.
The sole fucking reason why fucking india has better internet than australia.
A rip off, a reason for the anger issues of many.
A service that will provide technicians which will have solutions to none of the fucking problems you have.
A service that places people on hold for half an hour.
A service that sparsely has customer support that a fucking literate in english.
Person 1 (After waiting 20 minutes for a website to load): "What the fuck is this bullshit, I pay for a fucking premium service to find that shitty Telstra can't provide a fucking basic server to the wider community."
Person 2 (After doing a speed test that reads: Latency 1020 ms, Download Speed .012 mbps.): "Fuck fucking Telstra , I fork over 90 dollars a fucking month for a fucking server that works 2% of the fucking time. To which every fucking reason of their slow internet is "Congestion" or some fucking shit. Then fucking make your shitty server better fucking shit cunt Telstra. Not like your fucking low on money after robbing us stupid customers."
Person 2 (After doing a speed test that reads: Latency 1020 ms, Download Speed .012 mbps.): "Fuck fucking Telstra , I fork over 90 dollars a fucking month for a fucking server that works 2% of the fucking time. To which every fucking reason of their slow internet is "Congestion" or some fucking shit. Then fucking make your shitty server better fucking shit cunt Telstra. Not like your fucking low on money after robbing us stupid customers."
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Get the Telina mug.originally derived from the Spanish "cállate el osico" which roughly translates to "silence your snout". A very crass way to tell someone to shut up. Often only used among very close friends.
Popular along the Mexico-Texas border.
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