A backwards Spoonerism of "fat penis". One of the three standards of the Sinep Scale. Term used to identify 9% of the male popualtion of the world. Tapsinefs are generally more respected than their llampsine counterparts. Tapsinefs have the potential to be a gipsineb, but don't understand this potential. While many tapsinefs do have a higher fat content within the body from poor nutrition and/or lack of exercise, it is not necessary for tapsinefism. Though, a giveaway for a tapsinef is to have a fat penis. Are known to have minimal physical contact with sunlight or the outdoors. Spend a huge excess of time playing video games and little contact with people, especially of the opposite gender. Are usually nervous, shy, awkward and often suffer from delusions of grandeur of an unrealistically beautiful woman sweeping THEM off their feet. Basically, if you're not a douchebag (llampsine) but aren't an Alphamale (gipsineb), you're a tapsinef.

Parker: "Coño, mang. Look at her, she's even checking you out. Go over and talk to her!"
Amir: "I can't. I don't want to..."
Jason: "You're being a tapsinef like Faraz."
Parker: "Got 'em..."

tapsinef by d3ck3r November 1, 2014

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jeff tassin

Most likely a bald russian dad.

His dad is bald? He is definitely a jeff tassin.

jeff tassin by Zach Tassin September 20, 2019

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tahsan

One of the most caring and loving people you will ever meet. A Tahsan is a very emotionally intelligent and hardworking. Sometimes he can rage. He is very sexy and exotic with the charm of a prince. He is also very intelligent and can solve problems with ease. He is down to earth and has a fantastic personality.

Tahsan is so sexy.

Yesterday I met a Tahsan and he was incredibly fun to be with

tahsan by Iloveplants May 14, 2020

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Tamsin

Tamsin's are generally people with a quiet heart but a crazy imagination. Generally very pretty although they deny it.
They generally have curly hair, blue eyes and cute button lips.
They generally seek a quiet life and tries to avoid crowds as they think so different to people.
They can also be extremely creative people that are very passionate with their interests.
Their names means free spirit and Twin.
These are the people you can trust your life with and are these are the people that rarely come along.

Tamsin

Tamsin by Johnnylowner October 22, 2012

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