a lovely, talented girl/ woman who laughs alot, claps ALOT, and has a wondeful sense of humor that you have to accept. She has features that make you tingle and scares people with knives if angry. WE ALL LOVE HER
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by alice onealxx March 18, 2009
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James answered, "That's fucking gross!"
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Person 2: No, his name is Murtle so it's actually called Spurtle
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Person 2: Yeah, look it up
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Person 1: Really?
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Big Bro: HOLY S*IT YOU HAD A GROWTH SPURT
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by Master Smarties November 9, 2014
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Local 2: I have no idea, it would be spectacular if you could tell me.
Local 1: To get to the other side
Local 2: I do not find that even slightly humorous.
Local 1: But you found that funny last week
Local 2: Yes well I have had a maturity spurt which allows me to realize the childish nature of that joke.
Local 2: I have no idea, it would be spectacular if you could tell me.
Local 1: To get to the other side
Local 2: I do not find that even slightly humorous.
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Local 2: Yes well I have had a maturity spurt which allows me to realize the childish nature of that joke.
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