Spurthi

a lovely, talented girl/ woman who laughs alot, claps ALOT, and has a wondeful sense of humor that you have to accept. She has features that make you tingle and scares people with knives if angry. WE ALL LOVE HER

Spurthi is so funnnnay

by alice onealxx March 18, 2009

squirt and spurt

diarrhea and ejaculation at the same time.

"Rhonda sucked me off yesterday when I was sick from the chicken, it was a regular squirt and spurt"
James answered, "That's fucking gross!"

by Nutzen YerMouf May 8, 2018

Spurtle

When a college professor has a lot of spittle around the mouth, and the college professor's name is Murtle

Person 1: Bro that Science teacher has a crazy amount of spittle

Person 2: No, his name is Murtle so it's actually called Spurtle

Person 1: Really?

Person 2: Yeah, look it up

by Ironbran September 6, 2018

Spurstown

San Antonio; because people in S.A. will not shutup about the spurs.

-dude, j00 go to Spurstown for teh finals?
--no, the people won't shutup about the spurs

by Irving Scott September 29, 2005

spurt count

the number of times you ejaculate cum during an orgasm.

what your spurt count bruh?

by kam75xx February 6, 2019

growth spurt

When a 14 year old kid who looks like a 4"3 overnight is like 6"5

Little Bro: Um, dude- since when have you been this small?
Big Bro: HOLY S*IT YOU HAD A GROWTH SPURT

by Master Smarties November 9, 2014

Maturity Spurt

An unprecedented rise in maturity similar to that of a growth spurt.

Local 1: Hey why did the chicken cross the road?
Local 2: I have no idea, it would be spectacular if you could tell me.
Local 1: To get to the other side
Local 2: I do not find that even slightly humorous.
Local 1: But you found that funny last week
Local 2: Yes well I have had a maturity spurt which allows me to realize the childish nature of that joke.

by Mrs. Macphail November 25, 2009