sports

Without it, we'd be living dull, dull lives. Sports were invented to get people away from all the turmoil and stress they indure in their lifes, it made monday a GOOD day (Monday Night Football) and gave you a reward at the end of the day, because after you got home from work/school, you could watch the ballgame. Sports are very exciting and entertaining to watch on TV. Playing Sports are also very fun, and allows you to let out your agressing (Football) and makes you practice team work (Basketball) and Sportsmanship (Baseball) Whoever dosn't think sports are a good thing in our society is incorrect. Sports teach you great life skills, and allow people to relax in their stressfull lifes.

Sports Hater: Sports players are stupid and are overpaid.

Sports Enthusiast: Sports are a trillion dollor indunstry. As long as people buy tickets to the stadiums, buy basbeall caps, buy sports gear, etc. the average athletes will still be paid 0.0000000000000000000000001% of what that sports industry makes. These athletes risk their lifes (Football) playing over a hundered games a year (Baseball) and have to be able to pull of moves and make amazing shots that no ordinary person can do (Basketball) in order to entertain the entire world. If anything, actors are MUCH more overpaid then athletes. And sports require you to be VERY smart. You ever notice how all the Jock's in your school NEVER make it bigtime? It's because their STUPID!

by Geeter August 22, 2006

sports

sport are the worlds worst enemy...or to me atleast....OMG...i have to get back home in time to watch the football game !!!!

dam!! i think i have to kill myslef i missed the game!.....kill urelf...u realyl should

sports suck!!!!

by messy August 16, 2003

sports

Sports are up there with music, art, and hot chicks as the best achievements of humans. They require competitiveness, discipline, strategy, teamwork, and strength, all good qualities. Of course, the people who posted anti-sports comments are probably wastes of life who sit on their asses in front of computers all day with no friends, who collect dungeons and dragons stuff and think star trek conventions and speaking Klingon should be considered cool. They are probably fatasses, with no muscle, who will die of heart attacks from lack of excercise. Can't say I'll miss you.

I personallly know Joe Frazier. He is a great man, having many achievements in sports and being a good person

by wrestlingfreak April 8, 2006

sports

Live-action Pong.

It's so ironic that the same sports fans who talk bad about their kids watching so many Minecraft videos will then go on and think it's totally normal to spend hours and hours of their lives watching tall men run around with a ball.

by SvenTheBold September 22, 2017

Not a sport

A saying used by mostly NBA and NFL fans whenever they see a sport that isn't the NBA or NFL tweeted by SportsCenter or Bleach Report. It's often linked to people who grew up fatherless or people with a mental disability

"Don't care + not a sport + ratio"

by Inabakumori fan ^_^ May 30, 2021

sport

the name your dad calls you by that makes you feel like a total loser, which you probably are anyway (synonyms: champ, chief, etc.)

"Hey sport, whaddya say your old man teaches you to throw the ol' ball around today."
"Dad, I'm an All-American pitcher at U of Texas."
"Oh sorry son, the ol' ticker ain't what it used to be."
"Dad, please, you're embarrassing me in front of my bitch."

by Nick D April 29, 2003

sporting

Slang for wearing. Also used to describe what athletes wear when they compete.

He is sporting a rare pair of Air Jordans.

by Jon Thomas September 29, 2005