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The absolute last place you want to go to every day for several reasons:

1.) You have to get up at nearly 5-6 in the morning if you want to prepare for school, which is rediculous since they could just as easily make school start later, but make it start early then say "Just go to bed earlier" Sorry, but I just can't go to sleep at 7 at night becuase that is just fuckin' retarded

2.) You are graded in your classes. That's strange, I thought the only one that could judge me is God, but I guess the teachers are god now. Do they relize how it makes a child feel when they get an F? They feel like a dumbass which is how they will continue to fell throughout life. Yet another way to avoid this: No Grades at all. This way you could, I don't know, teach the child WITHOUT judging them and praticly calling them a retard?

3.) It lasts ridiculisly long. I didn't know I needed 6-7 hours of reviewing things I had already learned before in school, I mean, I'd think 3 hours would be enough to review considering 70% of the time your talking, waiting for instructions, moving in between classes, or not paying attention.

4.) It is very boring. Half the time were stuck reading a chapter of a text book we already learned about and the other half the teacher is talking about stuff we already learned about. Don't believe me that it's boring? The people in my school nearly fuckin' jump for joy when we watch a movie, regardless of what it's about. It could be a movie about triangles for all we care, at least it's something different from our usual rutine of the text books and the lecturing

5.) School teaches you that money is the reason to live. "You have to graduate High School to get a good job" they say when your in High School then when you graduate they say "We were kidding about that other thing, you need to graduate college to get a good job" Fuck that! I'd rather work at an McDonelds with friends then work at a labratory with no friends. Happiness is the reason to live life and money does not equal happiness, some will say it does but it dosn't.

6.) School teaches you to care what people think. Throughout everyone's hate of school the students feel they need to get devided into groups and hate on the people who are "not cool" therfour, School encourages hate, and hate encourages more hate. I mean, school is the cause of many suicides and murders (Usually in the ghetto) because of how unfair and horrible school is.

7.) The Teachers are cruel. Some of these teachers molesting children, that's pretty fucked up.

8.) Homework. I don't get it, we have to spend 7 hours in a place that we hate where we review, review, review then when we get home all of a sudden we have to review MORE!? I mean why the fuck can't relax for a second during the 9 MONTHS during school! Even during the weekends we have homework! What's the point!?

9.) It's repetitive, horrible, prison that no matter how horrible it is to socity (I'm talking about Middle and High scholl BTW) it will never get removed or changed because the people in the governmant fail to see how much it hurts the students
The way I see it, all children should attend college after 5th grade. Think about it, you've learned all about America in 5th grade, you learned state history in 4th, you learn cursive and multiplying and dividing in 3rd, and basic social skills in the ones before that (which in elementary school, which is fun, actually encourages good social behaviour) And lets face it, anything after 5th you learn is a complete waste of time. After 5th grade in college you could study anything you want to that you are interested in working at. Then when your 16 or so you can contribute to socety.
by Spikesy May 29, 2006

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Something that stupid people say don't exist
Out of over 1 billion planets in the universe I would think more than one has aliens on it.
by Spikesy July 18, 2006

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The best movie ever. It won 5 Academy Awards and was nominated for 2 more
Silence of the Lambs won Best Actor (Anthony Hopkins), Best Actress (Jodie Foster), Best Director (Jonathan Demme), Best Picture, And Best Adapted Screenplay
by Spikesy July 15, 2006

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The most poorly writtin show on TV. Everything on the show is stolen, from celebrity jokes to the charectors themselfs. The Family Guy writers couldn't write a joke on there own so they steal from pop culture. The storylines are stupid, ranging from Lois' long lost brother kills fat people and Peter travels to the south and becomes sherrif, and then moves back.

The whole series of Family Guy is constantly followed by fan boys. Often, they just watch family guy for a new catchphrase to use around school. Most of them are from Stewie (which is probably the unfunneist charector in the Show next to Brian)
The Simpsons
Homer: Head of the house, physically largest, stupid, entirely unaware of his own stupidity.
Marge: The voice of reason, opposite background from husband
Bart - tries to follow in father's footsteps
Lisa - social outcast

Peter - Head of the house, physically largest, stupid, entirely unaware of his own stupidity.
Lois: The voice of reasonm, opposite background from husband
Chris - tries to follow in father's footsteps
Meg - social outcast

Stan - Head of the house, physically largest, stupid, entirely unaware of his own stupidity.
Francine - The voice of reasonm, opposite background from husband
Steve - tries to follow in father's footsteps
Hayley - social outcast
by Spikesy July 09, 2006

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What every little boy collects at one point.
Get Jared Weaver baseball cards now, cuz in 50 years they'll be worth a fortune!
by Spikesy July 15, 2006

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#1 The Best Team in the History of the NBA

#2 The Most Hated Team in the History of the NBA
#1 14 NBA Championships, Best all-time win percentage, Only 4 losing seasons in 40 years, All-Stars such as Kobe Bryant, Shaquille O'Neal, Magic Johnson, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, James Worthy, Elgin Baylor, and Jerry West.

#2 "Fuck dem Los Angeles Lakers, de fuckin suckez, Kobe iz a rapitz and he sucks and da Lakerz suckez"
by Spikesy July 12, 2006

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A clever show that pokes fun at society. The minute people see how crappy the animation is they dismiss it at crap but in reality it is a very smart show.
Curse your black heart Barbara Streisand!

................South Park is funny....................
by Spikesy May 29, 2006

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