SMFFOMO

Super mother fucking FOMO - someone who has an extreme case of missing out!

She was SMFFOMO that she wasn’t at the group event!

by Shlapps April 29, 2019

Smuffocate

To smother and suffocate at the same time. This word can be used when pretending to be a baby, or act cute, but is not intended for use in a serious situation, because it sounds silly, quite frankly. Can also be a person who killed someone by smothering/suffocating, and was in prison, comes from reprobate.

"And he nearly smuffocated me!"
"I was smuffocated last night"
"How do you smuffocate a person?"
"He was a smuffocate for 50 years"

by Baby Pee April 24, 2008

smuffocate

Smuffocating-Smuffocation
A humorous sexual term to describe when a man is suffocating from having his face sat on for too long. Oral sex to the point of suffocation, usually when describing the act of 69 with a larger woman.

"Damn bitch it's about time you got off my face, you were about to smuffocate my ass."

by Jenuine McCoy April 26, 2008

nocturnal smuffocation

(v.) to be or become choked or smothered during sleep by a vagina, a.k.a. muff.

An Anderson woman died today from nocturnal smuffocation when the trashy prostitute, who she had been giving a place to stay, roofied the woman and waited for her to pass out before she rode the woman’s face, forcing non consensual cuninglingus.

by Btwitsjennifer July 3, 2018

smoff

This word can be used anyway you want it to be used.. Usually used for the word fuck.

-smoffs-

Go Smoff Yourself.
You smoffing loser.
SMOFF YOU!

by xGravexFlowerx April 22, 2004

swofford

The dumbest of the dumb. The most ignorant fucking retard that you can possibly find. In every conversation this person must add his input which in turn leaves you feeling dumber and left in awe. This person takes pride in being the butt of all jokes, and upholds himself in the highest tradition of being absolute retarded fat shit mad ass trash.

any possible negative word that can be used in a deragatory manner.

Your such a waste of fucking life, your such a "swofford."

by sumo_midget October 7, 2010

smoffing

Smoffing is the act of smoking pot and then huffing large amounts of 'dust-off' immediately afterwords. This combination of smoking and using inhalants causes an intense trip where your surroundings become extremely distorted and hallucinations may occur.

person 1: dude, i was SOOO smoffed last night
Person 2: fuck man, im smoffing right now!!
person 1: lucky! you got any smoff left?
Person 2: nah, sorry bro, i smoffed it all already

by burley bob April 28, 2008