1 definition by sumo_midget

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The dumbest of the dumb. The most ignorant fucking retard that you can possibly find. In every conversation this person must add his input which in turn leaves you feeling dumber and left in awe. This person takes pride in being the butt of all jokes, and upholds himself in the highest tradition of being absolute retarded fat shit mad ass trash.
any possible negative word that can be used in a deragatory manner.

Your such a waste of fucking life, your such a "swofford."
by sumo_midget October 06, 2010

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