1. The squishy sound made when you step in something squishy like mud or a fresh turd
2. When something is thrown and makes a squishy sound, like a tomato getting launched at a wall really hard
3. Ya Mum lol
4. A really wet sounding fart that is heard by a few people
5. Lincoln iz a skwidge
Also - a Proffesional Skwidger is a person that goes around and make as many Skwidges as possible
2. When something is thrown and makes a squishy sound, like a tomato getting launched at a wall really hard
3. Ya Mum lol
4. A really wet sounding fart that is heard by a few people
5. Lincoln iz a skwidge
Also - a Proffesional Skwidger is a person that goes around and make as many Skwidges as possible
I thought it was a rock until i stepped on it and heard that terrifying skwidge, i knew then that it wasnt a rock
Me and some friends were Skwidge-ing our way through some thick mud on our way to the river
Me and some friends were Skwidge-ing our way through some thick mud on our way to the river
by MattyBoi (.)(.)ha i made boobz February 12, 2010
Get the Skwidge mug.Skwindow is short for 'Skiving Window', a very small web browser window used tactically in open plan offices to surreptitiously browse non-work related websites.
Skwindows should be a third to a quarter of the height of your usual web browser window, making the content much harder to spot from across the room. The more people your screen is visible to, the smaller your skwindow will need to be, especially if you're reading social media feeds (the most obvious culprits for internet skiving during work hours).
The main drawbacks of skwindows are a risk of RSI from nonstop scrolling in such a small space, being unable to see the whole of a photo, and also that the distinctive shape and size of the skwindow as a constant presence becomes a giveaway in itself.
Skwindows should be a third to a quarter of the height of your usual web browser window, making the content much harder to spot from across the room. The more people your screen is visible to, the smaller your skwindow will need to be, especially if you're reading social media feeds (the most obvious culprits for internet skiving during work hours).
The main drawbacks of skwindows are a risk of RSI from nonstop scrolling in such a small space, being unable to see the whole of a photo, and also that the distinctive shape and size of the skwindow as a constant presence becomes a giveaway in itself.
If you make a small enough skwindow, the Facebook title bar completely disappears when you scroll down. Good to know.
Jill's manager must be lurking nearby, because her skwindow is literally only the height of one tweet right now!
Jill's manager must be lurking nearby, because her skwindow is literally only the height of one tweet right now!
by halfahorse December 16, 2013
Get the skwindow mug.Guy 1: Why the fuck do you eat sandwiches that are that fucking small? Are you some kind of freaking idiot?
Guy 2: Yes, and this is a smwij.
Guy 2: Yes, and this is a smwij.
by Gameless February 11, 2014
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1. Music. Very loud, brash, uptempo jazz often improvisationally created with instruments of Indo-European Roots.
(adj./n.)
2. Slang (creole). An or the quality of being within an overwhelming feeling of traquilty admist a troubling or panicked atmosphere.
(n.)
3. Skaijo (TWJ Productions). An American-based flash animation studio created in 2001 with affiliates in California, Indiana, Georgia as well as Pusan, South Korea.
1. Music. Very loud, brash, uptempo jazz often improvisationally created with instruments of Indo-European Roots.
(adj./n.)
2. Slang (creole). An or the quality of being within an overwhelming feeling of traquilty admist a troubling or panicked atmosphere.
(n.)
3. Skaijo (TWJ Productions). An American-based flash animation studio created in 2001 with affiliates in California, Indiana, Georgia as well as Pusan, South Korea.
1. Bonobo (a.k.a. Simon Green), a popular skaijo artist and lounge DJ, is one of the leading men behind the ninja-tunes industry.
by Karen Ota June 11, 2006
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Get the skwiwi mug.Cody-Man Taylor check that kid out. He has a Famous hoody and adios and he can hardly ollie.
Taylor- i know what a skwiggerbee
Taylor- i know what a skwiggerbee
by T-Hop January 21, 2008
Get the skwiggerbee mug.The act where one person goes between two males and strokes both their penises at the same time in a skiing like motion. This can be performed by standing, sitting, or lying down.
Since there were two of us and we only had her for 15 more minutes, we asked for a skijob to save time and money.
by Ballz of STEEL April 26, 2011
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