skaijo

(n.)
1. Music. Very loud, brash, uptempo jazz often improvisationally created with instruments of Indo-European Roots.

(adj./n.)
2. Slang (creole). An or the quality of being within an overwhelming feeling of traquilty admist a troubling or panicked atmosphere.

(n.)
3. Skaijo (TWJ Productions). An American-based flash animation studio created in 2001 with affiliates in California, Indiana, Georgia as well as Pusan, South Korea.

1. Bonobo (a.k.a. Simon Green), a popular skaijo artist and lounge DJ, is one of the leading men behind the ninja-tunes industry.

by Karen Ota June 11, 2006

skaijacksonstans

a dying TikTok account inwhich first gained fame by overusing a once mildly amusing meme centring around LaurDIY in July of 2020. they receive next to no views anymore and reupload the same videos every month inhopes to relive the days inwhich they were once mediocre.

skaijacksonstans: “im a diy queen 🤪”
literally everyone: “stfu you are unfunny and very ugly.”

by yourmotherisanuglywhore98 August 26, 2021

skajoe

a dream stan ankle biter thats 4’8

“ did you see that skajoe?? “

by AHHSHSHSKDJDBWJ February 28, 2022

SKIJORDUE

skēˈjôr’d(y)o͞o/

NOUN: skijordue; plural noun: *skijordues

A sport or recreation activity combining skijoring and fonduing. Generally engaged in by a bewildering genre and generation spanning mix of rugged cowboys, gnar freeriders, steazy bros, and fringy fur clad fashionistas united by cheese, adrenaline addiction and mad style.

*also refers to Skijordue event entry fees

VERB: skijordue; 3rd person present: skijordues; past tense: **skijordued; past participle: **skijordued; gerund or present participle: skijorduing

To skijordue.

**not to be confused with Skijordude, a participant in Skijordue

Fashionista to cowboy “I can’t come to the rodeo today I have to brush out my yeti boots so they look sleek for Skijordue tomorrow.”

* Cowboy to steazy bro: “I paid our skijordues so wax your board punk.”

Gnar freerider to cowboy: “Nice horse man, do you skijordue?’

**Fashionista: “Wow there are so many hot skijordudes here”

by Samazon77 December 20, 2017

skatjob

When somebody (male or female, usually a male) defecates on their partners chest, usually in an act of sexual pleasure.

A popular follow-up is then giving a chili dog

Gregg and Tanya were looking to expand their sexual boundaries. A skatjob was just what they needed to put a spark back into their relationship.

by Chode Master God October 10, 2005

Skijob

The act where one person goes between two males and strokes both their penises at the same time in a skiing like motion. This can be performed by standing, sitting, or lying down.

Since there were two of us and we only had her for 15 more minutes, we asked for a skijob to save time and money.

by Ballz of STEEL April 26, 2011

skijoozle

n. The act of spilling liquid on one's self in a dribbling manner.

Past tense: skijoozled

n. "That glass is full; be careful that you don't skijoozle it all over your shirt!"

Past Tense: "Oh no! I just skijoozled milk all over my brand new shirt!"

by CityKitty February 24, 2011