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1. The squishy sound made when you step in something squishy like mud or a fresh turd

2. When something is thrown and makes a squishy sound, like a tomato getting launched at a wall really hard

3. Ya Mum lol

4. A really wet sounding fart that is heard by a few people

5. Lincoln iz a skwidge

Also - a Proffesional Skwidger is a person that goes around and make as many Skwidges as possible
I thought it was a rock until i stepped on it and heard that terrifying skwidge, i knew then that it wasnt a rock

Me and some friends were Skwidge-ing our way through some thick mud on our way to the river
by MattyBoi (.)(.)ha i made boobz February 05, 2010
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