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skintitis

An extremely severe condition resulting in complete loss of funds for those infected, if left untreated this can be fatal.

Symptoms usually start occuring around the 7th of each month following a salary payment and will remain until a further injection of cash is received.

Prognosis is the patient will suffer greatly for 3 weeks until they receive a critical injection of cash. This is usually only a temporary cure.

Other symptoms include an overwhelming urge to give away all your money to random people who do not care about you.

Serious symptoms to look out for are the patient randomly saying things such as:

"what can you do?" "I need a win" "I'll save some next month" "they are ok" "im cutting them right back"

Should you notice these symptoms in a patient, then unfortunately skintitis is now untreatable and the patient is destined for a slow and painful demise and will eventually succumb to skintitis within 6-12 months.
"Its only the 5th and hes scheming to get money already, the skintitis must be setting in early"
by Egon Moanay November 24, 2020
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Skintback

Shortened, one-word form of skinned back favored by the most country of rednecks. To be as high on drugs, usually on stimulates or hallucinogens, as humanly possible.
We were at this concert in Colorado and every motherfucker in there was skintback.
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She was so embarrassed and fed up with her acne covered face. She'd tried everything she could find at the drug store and all the products advertised in TV infomercials but nothing worked. Finally, she decided it was time to see a specialist for a skintervention.
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The Skint Effect

The ability to get a disinterested and bored crowd singing and dancing, through the medium of awesome music
That band last night was really good, they totally had the skint effect.

That band I went to see where rubbish, no one was singing or dancing, they really didnt have the skint effect
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skint

adjective. pertaining to being poor, out of money, or broke. British in origin, it is derived from 'skinned'
"I'm way too skint to go drinkin' tonight, mate"
by Legge September 18, 2006
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skintus

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she shaved her skintus
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Skint

To have little money (English slang term)
yo I'm bare skint fam innit
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