The phenomenon of molecular level change that takes place in clothing items that have been hanging in the closet for inordinate amounts of time without use, causing a reduction in the size and shape of such items.
by anonymous June 3, 2017
Get the closet shrink mug.What happens to a man's penis in cold water. Often a result of cold showers, swimming pools, or the ocean. Very embarrassing.
Man, that pool could make a porn star look like a 9 year old.
Damn my girlfriend dumped me when she saw me get out of the shower -- apparently she doesn't understand that shrinkage really CAN make a penis 1 inch long.
Damn my girlfriend dumped me when she saw me get out of the shower -- apparently she doesn't understand that shrinkage really CAN make a penis 1 inch long.
by thatsright December 26, 2004
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Basically, the opposite of a boner.
If you see something utterly disgusting where instead of getting aroused, you get turned off.
an example of a cock shrink could be witnessing your parents having sex.
If you see something utterly disgusting where instead of getting aroused, you get turned off.
an example of a cock shrink could be witnessing your parents having sex.
Megan: "Lets have sex"
Joey: "Okay!"
Megan: "ohh harder John! err uhh i mean Joey"
Joey: "I'm not in the mood anymore, thats a cock shrink."
Or
Brian: "I need to go jerk off" *Walks to bathroom to jerkoff and sees dad on toilet* "uhhh nevermind, my cock shrank"
Joey: "Okay!"
Megan: "ohh harder John! err uhh i mean Joey"
Joey: "I'm not in the mood anymore, thats a cock shrink."
Or
Brian: "I need to go jerk off" *Walks to bathroom to jerkoff and sees dad on toilet* "uhhh nevermind, my cock shrank"
by JennSoJizztastic July 25, 2011
Get the Cock Shrink mug.A pair of pajamas so unattractive (for example: baggy flannel pajamas) that they make the male penis shrivel back inside, preventing an erection from occurring.
by BigAsh&LJ November 8, 2013
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links to giantess fetish, crush fetish, vore, and macrophillia. Some people with this fetish will like to be crushed under a foot, bewtween breasts , or under an ass. but some like to be eaten. most likly people with this will roleplay more often.
links to giantess fetish, crush fetish, vore, and macrophillia. Some people with this fetish will like to be crushed under a foot, bewtween breasts , or under an ass. but some like to be eaten. most likly people with this will roleplay more often.
" Man every time i see that blonde babe at the pool i wish she would just shrink me down and crush me under her sexy feet i think i might have a shrink fetish"
by Joerama45 January 24, 2012
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everyone there will be casual and no one will bite!"
everyone there will be casual and no one will bite!"
by Polo March 26, 2007
Get the shrinking violet mug.ever wanna call someone a dumbass without calling them a dumbass? schoink is another word for dumbass! not many people will know what it means so you’re safe
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