schmuckery

The act(or art if you will) of being a schmuck.

Mike:What the hell is keith doing?
Fred:He must be up to some schmuckery!

Dating that girl is dabbaling in shmuckery

by Michael McGuire February 8, 2004

Shmacker

Slang commonly used for e-cigarette. Lots of kids in middle/high school use this terminology when talking about Juuls, Novos, Suorins, etc.

Let’s go to the juulroom and get some rips off that shmacker!!!

by worddrowword January 14, 2019

Schmuckered

A polite way describe a person, place or thing that is all fucked up.

Well when he crashed the ambulance into that pole he sure schmuckered it up.

by TheZippo November 8, 2019

Shmunker

Toddler that has a humongous taste of drip

Lüh Shmunker

by urbandicktoucher March 21, 2022

Shmackeral

1) Similar to a shlong but larger

2)A larger than usual fish, usually a Mackeral

"Yo, I caught a fucken big-ass shmackeral down the beach yesterday mornin' "
"I gave your mum a taste of MY shmackeral!"

by Jypster October 14, 2009

Shmuckle

its kinda like the next level after love.

Simon shmuckles Josephine a whole lot!

I shmuckle you.

by Seamonsterz August 11, 2010

ryan sheckler

The biggest baby in the world. The bitchiest white kid on earth. Has his own show on MTV called "Life of Ryan" where he whines about his dumb problems to the world.

Person) "Hey Ryan how's life going?"

Ryan Sheckler) "Dude life sucks, theres these two really hot chicks and I don't know which one to bang! Plus my rims only spin clockwise, and I wanted them to spin counter-clockwise too!"

Person) "Oh I'm so sorry Ryan you've really got it bad, but hey I gotta go work that 9 to 5 job I've got that only pays $5 an hour, so I can pay the for my apartment for me and my pregnant wife. I hope everything works out for you Ryan."

Ryan Sheckler) "Yeah I have the worst luck in the world. Oh and I forgot, I either have to drive my Rolls Royce, or my Lamborghini today. My life sucks."

by Sheckla's Hata's March 15, 2008