Slorntchin' it up

Whore, Prostitute, Punta, Having Sex for Money,etc

See also Slorntch.

"Ooh, Maria, was that HAILEY slorntchin' it up on that corner!?"

"I think it was!!"

by KDN1992 January 13, 2010

shlontact

The ability to remove a sock whilst also changing the television with your mouth and anus.

Dude, I shlontacted the hell out of that remote.

by PimpdaddyEsh April 23, 2018

shlorts

When you shit in your basket ball shorts during practice and get a raw anus because you did not want to leave practice and let people know you got shlorts

Oh shi- that nigga got shlorts

by wyatt culbertson October 4, 2020

Slornt

A mixtue of the words Slut, Whore and Cunt.

"That girl Jess puts herself first before her mates and is so selfish"

"I know but she can't help it as she wants to feel appreciated"

"No, she's just a Slornt"

by I-want-to-feel-appreciated December 5, 2011

shlortong

medium sized penis between a shlort and a shlong

look aT THAT SHLORTONG

by ROBERT April 20, 2005

Shlort

Used in the same context as a shlong, but if the shlong is not long, but short, you say shlort!

Moe said to Joe as he looked in Joe’s bathroom stall, “Woahh u gotta shlort!”

by Pubo May 5, 2018

Shornt

When someone says something to you and you didn’t really hear it, you kind of just laugh and walk away instead of saying “what.”

I felt shornt when the cashier asked me what size drink I would like to buy.

by Jperlz May 19, 2019