shirtain

Shirtain is when your wife hangs up all the wet shirts from the washer to air dry on a overhead door ledge.

Dammit !!! Every time i walk through the shirtain half of the shirts fall off and i need to pick them up. I wish she would just get a clothes line outside.

shirtain by Mitchell man August 6, 2012

Shitkin 

When your sitting on the toilet taking a shit and you look up and get slapped in the face by a mondo Dukie that was stuck to the ceiling from the person before you.

the fat guy before me in the bathroom just slapped me with a shitkin.

Shitkin by 6Thgear280z August 15, 2017

shirting 

to take your shirt and put it over someones face.

guy puts his shirt over friends face, "you got shirted!"
friend: "damn, shirting sucks azz"

shirting by warezscene March 27, 2009

shirking 

avoid or neglect (a duty or responsibility):
no object, usually with negative (shirk from) be unwilling to do (something difficult):

she is neither shirking nor lying

shirking by Don rajah December 3, 2013

Shirthing 

Accidentally giving birth while defecating.

My wife avoided taking crap right before labor for fear of shirthing.

Shirthing by STAJ2000 February 28, 2011

Shartkins 

The act of one's anus being tossed by another member of the same or opposite sex, while in the act of sharting. (see shart)

Tucker: Hey Ken, you see that member of the Village People cover band?

Ken: The fat hairy biker?

Tucker: Yea babe, I had him lick my Shartkins. (lisp)

Shartkins by Bibble Beez June 16, 2011

shirtainly 

adv. - to do whilst wearing a shirt; involving a shirt or shirts.

- Will you help me pick out an outfit for tomorrow?
-- Shirtainly.

- Hey, we should go to the mall with clothes on for once.
-- That is a wonderful idea. I shirtainly am tired of people always staring at us.

shirtainly by Chunks of Cat October 12, 2011