shirtainly 

adv. - to do whilst wearing a shirt; involving a shirt or shirts.

- Will you help me pick out an outfit for tomorrow?
-- Shirtainly.

- Hey, we should go to the mall with clothes on for once.
-- That is a wonderful idea. I shirtainly am tired of people always staring at us.

shirtainly by Chunks of Cat October 12, 2011

Shirtain

A shirt used as a curtain

She hung the concert t-shirt in front of the window as a curtain, voila! a shirtain was made

Shirtain by Jenique May 6, 2017

shirtain

Shirtain is when your wife hangs up all the wet shirts from the washer to air dry on a overhead door ledge.

Dammit !!! Every time i walk through the shirtain half of the shirts fall off and i need to pick them up. I wish she would just get a clothes line outside.

shirtain by Mitchell man August 6, 2012

shirtain

A shirt so hideous in it's loud garish design, that it is quite feasibly made from the cloth of a curtain. A combination of shirt and curtain becomes shirtain.

Wow, that dude must be brave to wear such a shirtain!

shirtain by swinstead October 9, 2008

swertainly 

Swertainly is a modified form of the common word "certainly." It is most often used to affirm a statement someone just made. Swertainly is also used on the streets as a more endearing term of acknowledgment. When used on the streets, the phrase "my dear" is frequently added on to the end, creating: "Swertainly, my dear."

Bethany: You want to settle this in a game of ping-pong, before I kick your ass?
Mark: Swertainly, my dear.

swertainly by pingpongwong July 15, 2009