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Schrimmpos are characterised by wearing blazers, scarves and handkerchiefs - all are distinct features that differentiate a Schrimmpo to a sea cockroach. Schrimmpos can be found in any moist habitat; all oceans —in shallow and deep water—and especially in the warm depths of Latin America. Their food consists strictly of small plants and animals - specifically fishy smelling nutrition.
Apart from being a highly dirty and tame creature, Schrimmpos are notorious for their mating customs. Similar to a shrimp, a Schrimmpo's average size is about 4 to 8 cm (1.5 to 3 inches). Due to this, a Schrimmpo cannot mate with every fish in the sea, having to settle for smaller targets. However, this does not deter a Schrimmpo. After the Bonobo Monkey, a Schrimmpo is the second most sexually active creature on this planet.
Schrimmpos are characterised by wearing blazers, scarves and handkerchiefs - all are distinct features that differentiate a Schrimmpo to a sea cockroach. Schrimmpos can be found in any moist habitat; all oceans —in shallow and deep water—and especially in the warm depths of Latin America. Their food consists strictly of small plants and animals - specifically fishy smelling nutrition.
Apart from being a highly dirty and tame creature, Schrimmpos are notorious for their mating customs. Similar to a shrimp, a Schrimmpo's average size is about 4 to 8 cm (1.5 to 3 inches). Due to this, a Schrimmpo cannot mate with every fish in the sea, having to settle for smaller targets. However, this does not deter a Schrimmpo. After the Bonobo Monkey, a Schrimmpo is the second most sexually active creature on this planet.
Anne: "is that a wild Sea Cockroach!??"
Stephany *Sighs*: "No, thats just a Schrimmpo, you can tell by how small it is"
Stephany *Sighs*: "No, thats just a Schrimmpo, you can tell by how small it is"
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