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Schemie

A troglodite that causes deep offence by just being alive that usually live sin a run down council housing estate, takes vast amounts of ecstacy and whos idea of fun is stabbing/beating up the young middle clases
Davey got jumped and battered by a f***ing schemie again last night
by xzenomorph January 28, 2005
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scheist

The act of stealing or "swiping" something.
Often used as an exclamation during or directly after the actually scheisting as if to say "hah! i just snatched somehting ".
prounced sh-eye-st

Note:
When one scheists something in plain view of the owner it is called a "legal-scheist."
John scheisted Henery's yogurt and yelled "Scheist!"
Because the scheist occured right in front of henery it was a legal-scheist.
by Sconzo September 7, 2008
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Schemastick

Schemastick v.:

A word combining excuse, me, and, my, stick, which could refer to anything cylindrical shaped.
"Schemastick."
"Sure you can get past"
by KnightmrInArmr January 20, 2005
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Schiested

This term refers to being the victim of someone who has deliberately and intentionally swindled, grifted or in any manner taken advantage of, always in an unfair manner.

Someone who has schiested you has fucked you out of something.

People who've been schiested not only live with the loss of money or property but also the disappointment of having let themselves be taken advantage of. As such, many people who get schiested never report the incident due to the loss of pride and self respect, making it one of the most underrated problems in modern society.
"I went to Jack in The Box and the person schiested me out of my $5.00 bill."

"That son of a bitch schiested me out of my house and home."

"That rat bastard schiested my fiancee!"

"That shit bird schiested me out of my deposit!"
by PCP7777 June 13, 2012
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Schiesty McDermott

That was pretty schiesty McDermott what you did to that guy yesterday.

-hell yeah, i'm for sure going to McDermont State to practice McDermottology
by Mcdermott December 19, 2007
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Schemist

A schemer specialist. Someone who specializes in getting by any second he gets through shady methods; always trying to get out of things.
"Richard is a schemist; his unwillingness to study causes him to continually find ways to get out of assignments."

"Why did the schemist have such a convoluted idea as to how to present this problem?"
by annie-cupcake March 7, 2009
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schiesty

when you think someone is nice until they sneak attack and go bitch mode on your ass...usually in a classroom setting.
"Amanda was so schiesty today, I've never seen that side of her!"
by doop522 September 14, 2011
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