Swonk

A dumb trashy druggy person

“Look at that proper swonk bunning on the pavement bench with his swonky crew”

by Natbag January 25, 2020

swonk

To drink an alcoholic beverage with the intention of becoming intoxicated.

"Coming for a swonk up the boozer later Kevin? We're going to get swonked."

by kenturamon April 27, 2009

Swonking

Transy University.
The act of putting your dick in a chicks ear.

So I was swonking this chick the other night and there was an abundace of ear wax on my dick.

by Chris Shain/ JJ Tulbs/ Nick/ Swonk/ Bitter December 4, 2004

Shwonkie

After ejaculating one collect one's cum and wrap it up in a spliff.

dude I just came lets smoke a Shwonkie

by Fredrick Douglass May 8, 2008

swonked

To be severely intoxicated after having consumed alcohol.

"Oi mate, your swonked. Better lay off the swonk for tonight"

by kenturamon April 27, 2009

shwonk

the state in which a person blindly yet subliminally reveals that they are an extreme idiot, moron, fucktard, and everything that follows...

"Matthew is such a fucking shwonk"

by DJGECKO July 10, 2007

sqwonky

When something has gone wrong or weird. Also if one made a mistake

We tried to take the picture, but a got a little sqwonky.

by TheSmartPansexualInTheCorner June 28, 2017