samdung

The name I gave my 5 year old, out of warranty 32 inch samsung Hi Def. TV after failing with a double image and discolored video on the lcd display. The same can be said for the rest of the products they sell, since I was disappointed, that the dang thing only lasted me 4 years.

My friend: Hey, why is your TV starting to look so distorted man??? It’s givin me a damn headache!!
Me: It’s a Samdung piece of crap that I ignorantly purchased at Walmart.

I should’ve purchased a Sony at Best Buy instead bro!!! I knew I shouldn’tve purchased that Samdung there Man!!! What a ding dong!!!

by Xclibur2001 August 13, 2018

Uncle Samsonite

The glorious interdimensional God. With powers on par with Mama Kathy and Chef Boyardee. To this great magnificent creature off brand items from Kroger and Wal-mart are signs of infidelity. To capture his presence one must play 'Pony' by Ginuwine.

Uncle Samsonite, is a devorer of memes.

by Dankmemes4jesus July 7, 2018

Reverse Samson

The act of a long haired man, who is struggling in some aspect of his life, cutting his long hair and regaining his awesome strength and ability.

Man, Jeff Locke is pitching terribly lately.
Yeah I know. Maybe needs to do a reverse Samson.

by PGH15213 September 11, 2013

Samboner

A sandwich connoisseur from the Philadelphia area. A samboner will talk for hours on end about slab vs chopped cheesesteaks, Wiz vs American vs Cooper Sharp, broccoli rabe vs creamed spinach in a roast pork sambo, not to mention debates over sambo-producing venues.

Along with "sambo" (noun, sandwich) another variation of samboner is "sambone" (verb, to eat a sambo and assess its merits on video for other samboners).

"Any real samboner knows you need a seeded jawn to soak up the juices in a Roast Pork sambo."

"I can't trust online reviews these days because they are all paid advertisements. I need to talk to a samboner before we order hoagies next week. If it's good, I might even whip out my iPhone and sambone it myself."

by Toastwaver January 22, 2021

Sámone

A Sámone is such a genuine and loving person. Sámone is always so fun to be around and her laugh is contagious. Sometimes when Sámone laughs she snorts which is the cutest thing about her laugh. Sámone is such a giver and has a passionate soul. There is so much to her that people die to learn more about her personality. A Sámone will make a god awful day amazing. A Sámone is in love with turtles, Alaska and Mount Everest. Sámones are delightful partners in a relationship. They keep you guessing and always keep the relationship eventful with their jokes and playful teasing. She is also an amazing lover once you get her out her shell;) and has the body of a GODDESS!

Bob: I really hope I marry this amazing girl Sámone!

Joe: You wish bro she is such a goddess and genuine person to be around!

by RealLiver May 13, 2018

Sardonic

A form of humour that exists purely to help office workers survive corporate bullshit though the use of sarcasm, cynicism and irony.

Performance Review:

Boss: We're all on the company bus. You've been making some disruptive noises from the back. Are you planning on pressing the bell to get off soon?

Employee: Who's driving the bus? (Sardonic answer to a ridiculous statement)

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by A_Worker December 22, 2010

savanna samson

hot fuckin porn star with big ass titties

i wanna titty fuck savanna samson

by Tom Layden August 10, 2007