5 definitions by Xclibur2001
The name I gave my 5 year old, out of warranty 32 inch samsung Hi Def. TV after failing with a double image and discolored video on the lcd display. The same can be said for the rest of the products they sell, since I was disappointed, that the dang thing only lasted me 4 years.
My friend: Hey, why is your TV starting to look so distorted man??? It’s givin me a damn headache!!
Me: It’s a Samdung piece of crap that I ignorantly purchased at Walmart.
I should’ve purchased a Sony at Best Buy instead bro!!! I knew I shouldn’tve purchased that Samdung there Man!!! What a ding dong!!!
Me: It’s a Samdung piece of crap that I ignorantly purchased at Walmart.
I should’ve purchased a Sony at Best Buy instead bro!!! I knew I shouldn’tve purchased that Samdung there Man!!! What a ding dong!!!
by Xclibur2001 August 13, 2018
Beatrice: Jim, I want to talk to you. I haven't seen you in a while. How have you been???
Jim: Well, I don't really want to talk to you Beatrice. You dumped me and left me for dead in the park with a broken heart, you know; and thanks to that, I'm seeing someone else now. Be Gone!!
Beatrice: Jim, no wait.....I really want to see you again, I'm sorry about everything.
Jim: Too late Beatrice!! You had your chance, and you screwed it up!!
Beatrice: JIM!!! (screaming)
Jim: Do you not understand English??? "Be Gone" means get away, now leave me alone. I'm on my way to see my new girlfriend now.
Jim: Well, I don't really want to talk to you Beatrice. You dumped me and left me for dead in the park with a broken heart, you know; and thanks to that, I'm seeing someone else now. Be Gone!!
Beatrice: Jim, no wait.....I really want to see you again, I'm sorry about everything.
Jim: Too late Beatrice!! You had your chance, and you screwed it up!!
Beatrice: JIM!!! (screaming)
Jim: Do you not understand English??? "Be Gone" means get away, now leave me alone. I'm on my way to see my new girlfriend now.
by Xclibur2001 February 25, 2012
A so called Cuban-American "rapper" and reggaetonero who is responsible for degrading today's modern music with his trashy, raunchy, lusty, and "below the waist" antics and lyrics. Like any type of virus, he somehow, someway attaches himself to almost every single Real artist's music tracks and gets featured alongside them, and pretty much destroys their original music just by being featured in it. Anything he touches pretty much just withers up and dies.
Tracie: Hey what's up Amigo? (gets into my car) How'd you like that new song by Enrique Iglesias featuring Pitbull?
Me: HELL NO!!! I ain't into any type of music with pitbull being featured in it. Enrique is alright though, but I just can't stand it when pitbull appears in his songs with that stupid yell he's known for doing.
Tracie: Why Not?? Pitbull is a very popular rapper right now.
Me: Rapper??!!! You call that Rap??? I'll show you some Rap. (I pull out my original 2pac CD, and put it in my car stereo, and Tracie begins to listen) Now that's what I call Rap!!
Tracie: Your so antique!!
Me: No!! I'm Old-School!! And I know what music is. Pitbull don't know crap about music. He's about as talented as a rock, and he NEVER will have anything on Pac, may his soul rest in peace.
Me: HELL NO!!! I ain't into any type of music with pitbull being featured in it. Enrique is alright though, but I just can't stand it when pitbull appears in his songs with that stupid yell he's known for doing.
Tracie: Why Not?? Pitbull is a very popular rapper right now.
Me: Rapper??!!! You call that Rap??? I'll show you some Rap. (I pull out my original 2pac CD, and put it in my car stereo, and Tracie begins to listen) Now that's what I call Rap!!
Tracie: Your so antique!!
Me: No!! I'm Old-School!! And I know what music is. Pitbull don't know crap about music. He's about as talented as a rock, and he NEVER will have anything on Pac, may his soul rest in peace.
by Xclibur2001 January 3, 2012
by Xclibur2001 December 20, 2011
A knockoff smartphone case that looks, feels, and protects smartphones like iPhones and Samsungs, like the genuine OtterBox smartphone cases. You can usually pick those up at a flea market at a reasonably lower price than a genuine OtterBox, with the same level of protection.
I Gotta get this new Samsung of mine a FotterBox. Im’ma run to the flea market real quick. I’ll be back.
by Xclibur2001 May 23, 2019