Registard

n. A person who puts a Copyright or Registered Trademark Symbol after everything they type, especially their name. Usually found on social profile sites such as Facebook or MySpace.

Guy A: "Dude, look at this girl, 'Jill ®'"

Guy B: "Holy Fuck I'm getting tired of these registards. like she's the only bitch in the world named Jill."

by Salifex February 6, 2009

relatard

Somewhat similar to the concept of a frenemy, a "relatard" is someone who is retarded (not in the literal sense) that you only associate with because they're related to you by blood or marriage.

If Joe weren't my cousin, I would never associate with him. Freakin' relatard!

by puxly mcbuttont September 3, 2007

Regtard

A regtard is a Counter-Strike (or any FPS game for that matter) player that plays regularly on a public server and generally makes an ass out of themselves the entire time.

This type of person is prone to typing things like "OH NOES I'M DEAD!!!" and "OMFG soandso's a h4x0r!!!".

More often than not they are under the age of 17 and live in Canada.

"(ADMIN-ONLY) dYn mfspolo: Oh no, Shadow Knight just connected, he's such a friggin regtard."

by solidefy April 21, 2005

relitardism

The belief in God or gods; the act of being a relitard.

Evangelists spread relitardism

by The Malachi May 29, 2018

realitard

A reality TV personality who has become inexplicably famous from acting like an idiot on film. Similar to a celebutard but realitards should not be considered celebrities.

Any Kardashians is a realitard. Anyone on TruTV, a hoarder, or someone with more than 10 kids and a TV show is a realitard.

by SJBTexas January 6, 2012

Rigtarded

When it is obvious that someone is lazy or stupid by their sloppy and careless work.

If Cal wouldn't have done such a rigtarded job on the lawn mower, it would still be working!

by Night Lightning June 9, 2013

Reidtard

1) Any person who attempts a long distance sailing venture who either can not sail or attempts the long distance voyage on an unseaworthy POS(piece of shit). When Reidtards leave the dock, they usually step right into the Green Room at the Darwin Awards.

2) One who makes a blatantly stupid move whilst sailing and/or racing a sailboat.

That guy who built a boat with crap he bought at Home Depot and expects to sail it around the world is a real Reidtard.

The right side of the course was so favored, anyone who went left is Reidtarded.

by Regatta Dog February 17, 2008