Registard 

n. A person who puts a Copyright or Registered Trademark Symbol after everything they type, especially their name. Usually found on social profile sites such as Facebook or MySpace.

Guy A: "Dude, look at this girl, 'Jill ®'"

Guy B: "Holy Fuck I'm getting tired of these registards. like she's the only bitch in the world named Jill."

Registard by Salifex February 6, 2009

yung cash register aka lil broomstick 

Yung Cash Register aka Lil Broomstick is the hottest new rapper with his new song "Swept Up"

Yung Cash Register Aka Lil Broomstick Does Not Fuck With Lames

yung cash register aka lil broomstick by BeastMaster65 July 17, 2017

Registered sex offender 

A registered sex offender is a creep who has:
1.) touched small children and/or minors
2.) has raped/touched other people inappropriately and has been identified by the police.

Basically you should stay the fuck away from them.

News reporter:"There is a registered sex offender in the Townsville/Bikini Bottom area"

Registered sex offender by Enter Username Here June 3, 2015

Reintardation 

When somebody is reincarnated and returns as someone who is mentally challenged or retarded.

There was a boy who came back as a retard after being a famous celebrity in his previous life. Such beliefs stem the Buddhists who believe in Reincarnation, well reintardation is when someone comes back as a mentally retarded person.

Reintardation by Phaenixdrools April 21, 2009

Registered Flex Offender 

When your style is so official, that it's nearly criminal.

"My new watch came in the mail today. Check it out."
"Whoa bro, you're a registered flex offender now."

Registered Flex Offender by DictionaryPapi June 20, 2014

Late Registration 

Kanye West's follow-up to The College Dropout includes tracks such as "Diamonds (From the Sierra Leone)" as well as "Gold Digger" Feat. Jamie Foxx and many other great tracks. This album is surprisingly largely produced by Jon Brion. Late Registration released on August 30th 2005 is an instant classic like the last Kanye album.

"...so they ask me, why you call it late registration Ye? Cuz we takin these mothafuckas back to school

Late Registration by LoBww1 September 11, 2005

Reitard

An individual cursed by a blind obsession with the fictional character Rei Ayanami from the 1995 anime Neon Genesis Evangelion. The individual is unable to think clearly in this state of ''reitardedness'', and all thoughts and feelings that inhabit them will, in the end, be tangentially related to or associated with Rei Ayanami. There is no known cure.

''Wow, Rei will surely win the Shinjibowl in 3+1!''
''Kevin, you reitard. Asuka has an objectively better chance of getting with Shinji, and the whole thematic structure of the show is more inclined to lean towards a possible relationship between Shinji and Asuka as well. But who knows, maybe Anno will grant your wish?

Reitard by Ritsuko Akagi March 2, 2019