Reidtard

1) Any person who attempts a long distance sailing venture who either can not sail or attempts the long distance voyage on an unseaworthy POS(piece of shit). When Reidtards leave the dock, they usually step right into the Green Room at the Darwin Awards.

2) One who makes a blatantly stupid move whilst sailing and/or racing a sailboat.

That guy who built a boat with crap he bought at Home Depot and expects to sail it around the world is a real Reidtard.

The right side of the course was so favored, anyone who went left is Reidtarded.

by Regatta Dog February 17, 2008

reidtard

An individual with the first name Reid who is also considered a retard for his moronic actions and excessive drinking and drug abuse

Do you remember what you did last night? You were a complete Reidtard!

by AKA Hotmeat August 27, 2008

reidtard

n. Offensive Slang

Used as a disparaging term for a person with the intellectual capacity of a cabbage.

Person X: "A, B, C, E, F, G, L, 17, Papua New Guinea, B, Q, R, S, T, U, Triangle, Y, Z"

Person Y: "Wtf? You're such a reidtard."

by Reidtard Submission Man December 21, 2005

Reidtard

A unique type of retard that only applies to people with the name of Reid. Reidtards are usually white fuckboys who try to act hard and ghetto but end up making fools of themselves. Many times they have sly grins and laugh loudly at their own jokes and at normal things, such as a waitress asking for their order.

Ugh, he tries to act so tough but he’s just a reidtard...

by Scraloni January 2, 2020

Reidtard

A mentaly disfunctional person who thinks it's cool to say the word Butch every five freegan seconds.

Man, can you believe that reidtard.

by Taylor Kato December 9, 2007

Readtard

A person who cannot understand anything when reading.

I am such a readtard, i cant understand this book, let alone do the questions for it.

by Raymaas15 May 13, 2009

Reintardation

When somebody is reincarnated and returns as someone who is mentally challenged or retarded.

There was a boy who came back as a retard after being a famous celebrity in his previous life. Such beliefs stem the Buddhists who believe in Reincarnation, well reintardation is when someone comes back as a mentally retarded person.

by Phaenixdrools April 21, 2009