PPM

1) A ratio that involves how many pubes there are on one's muff, aka: Vagina.
2) How hairy someone's muff is.

NOTE: Long form is Pubes Per Muff

"Dude! She must've had a PPM of like 1 billion! It was just everywhere!"
"That's kind of hot actually."
"Piss off Stan..."

by Bobbidie Bobbob May 20, 2008

PPM

Puns Per Minute. The average number of puns that a given person says in 60 seconds.

When on a blind date:
Karen: What’s your PPM? Because you know that this girl just wants to have pun.

by DanoBanano89 July 21, 2018

PPM

(Pumps per minute). During sexual intercourse, it is the number of pelvic thrust in a minute of time

His PPM rate was 60 pumps per minute

by Kotacass May 21, 2022

PPM

P-P-M noun
Potential Paper Maker

If you're a part of PPM, you're a professional hustler. You would anything for the hustle.
The hustle will become a part of you.

"As a part of PPM I'm hustling 25/8"

by @clothingbyppm January 19, 2021

PPMS

when a popular person (usually a female) has permanant PMS, especially a prep

"wow, she is really moody today"
"dude, shes like that everyday, its the PPMS"

by "Gonnelly" February 13, 2009

PPMS

Perpetual Premenstrual syndrome (PPMS) refers to a wide range of physical or emotional symptoms that typically occur before and after a woman starts her monthly menstrual cycle. It is differentiated from PMS by its ongoing effects on women who are continually bitter and angry at the world.

PPMS has been repeatedly proposed in DSM-V and is pending another vote.

Nancy is angry at everything all the time, she must have PPMS.

by xkd June 19, 2010

ppms

ppms means pre or post pms. Meaning that it's an excuse for a girl to be a bitch to everybody.

Why are you being such a bitch?!" "I'm Ppmsing, bitch.

by SheReneenay December 13, 2010