permapussy

A relationship at the age of 16-18 in which the woman who loves you has visions of marriage and life past college. The only girl you will fuck for the rest of your life, providing you do not breakup or divorce.

Friend 1: Dude Becca says I am the only guy for her and she wants to marry me.
Friend 2: But were sohpmores in high school.
Friend 1: She says she doesn't think she can live without me.
Friend 2: Congragulations with your permapussy man

permapussy by Royalnavy July 6, 2005

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Portapuss

The Portapuss is the mascot for Gorill State University.

No one knows the exact origins of the word or what it means, but there are many theories. Most believe it is the combination of some word containing "port" and "pussy" - it is well known that all portapusses like pussy.

Some suggest the "port" derives from "Portland," as in Portland, Oregon. Portland is thought to be the second favorite city of Gorill State co-founder A.R. Nielsen.

Others believe it comes from "portapotty."

Whatever the case, Portapuss is not to be confused with the platypus, although at many times, a platypus can be a Portapuss.

"Check out all those Portapusses!"

"I didn't realize anyone could like Portapuss so much...."

Portapuss by griffsterb February 4, 2009

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Porpussy

This is the sister of the porpoise and it loves eating dick, anything with 2 legs and a penis its all over it!

"Damn that porpussy is all over his dick man!". Random old guy in the back of the stage--"And thats not even a human!"

Porpussy by Niggachu killer June 29, 2019

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priapussy

(pry'ay PUH' see)
one who drives a priapus

A priapus (pry AY' pihs) is a sports car with an automatic transmission, derived from the Greek god Priapus, who had an enormous but impotent penis.

That priapussy spent all that money on an Audi TT, but he got it with an automatic.

priapussy by Yiznontz May 16, 2008