Aitch Phour

The nickname for infamous internet hacker h4voCK. Pronounced "H4," because the first two symbols of h4voCK are H and 4, respectively.

Person 1~ "Man, did you see what Aitch Phour did to that CNN website the other day?"
Person 2~ "Shit, you mean h4voCK? I love that hacker."
Person~ "Yeah, first two letters of h4voCK are h4. Pronounced Aitch-Phour. Get with the program."

by Anon13pointthirtyseven June 21, 2009

phumelela

It means success ; perseverance. Queen/King of success

I'm gonna phumelela

by I'mher. Com July 11, 2020

Phumphsk

Said in place of "fuck" for a variety of reasons. These include, but are not expressly limited to: Amusement, inside speak, put-downs, observation, and generalized phobia of using cuss words. See also: kerpiddilyphumphsk

"Hey, what the phumphsk ?"

"This is a bunch of bullphumphsk nigga!"
"

by Capricious45 April 13, 2015

phumping

When you are making nookie with a particularly large person and find within his/her rolls of fat an Item of food which has been stored for a indefinite amount of time ... and consume it or feed it to him/her.

I was phumping your mom last night ... found a do-nut

by Fish_man12345678 June 10, 2010

Phlumpkin

The act of talking on the phone, while masturbating and taking a shit at the same time.

Dude, I was talking to this gutter tramp last night and totally got a phlumpkin.

Everyone needs to experience a phlumkin, man.

by Gheyler and Tita December 10, 2010

Phumpkin

To receive oral sex whilst reading philosophical literature. A classier, more accepted genus of "blumpkin".

Phumpkin Receiving Man (reading from J. S. Mill's "Utilitarianism"): On a question of which is the best worth having of two pleasures, the judgement of those who are qualified by knowledge of both must be admitted as final.

Woman: *slurp*

by JayAycheAr March 3, 2010

phlump

The hopelessness one feels after a strenuous day in AP Physics.

Normal Student: How's your day been?
AP Student: Terrible. I've got the phlump.

by plinny May 2, 2011