ofs

Acronym for the words, "Oh Fucking Shit."
by NightGTS April 06, 2005
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ofe

ofe, noun,
the experience of eating a meal so tasty that you feel like you have had an orgasm
after eating the burrito, maria exclaimed, "i had an ofe!"
by sneaky muffin March 01, 2005
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OFS

O.wn F.ucking S.chedule
Term for a person who shows up to things whenever they want and anyone who wants to see them must be inconvenienced by them.
Guy 1: I need my uniform, where's the dude who takes care of that?

Guy 2: He's on OFS, you just missed him. Try again tomorrow.
by slayer1911 September 24, 2013
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ofs

acronym for oh fuck sex. when a person is damn excited. hehe.
Guy 1: Hey, i got the rock concert tickets
Guy 2: OFS!!!! this is the best damn thing thats happened in the whole day!!.
by Rash_dreamer August 31, 2007
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OFS

On for some. When you're up for action with a member of the opposite sex, however unlikely, and probably don't even speak with them.
Helen is looking good today. I'm OFS.
by toppkatt June 14, 2017
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offing myself

it means killing myself but i’m a way that it won’t get you suspended on twitter.
Can’t believe i tweeted that… I’m offing myself.
by rallies June 30, 2021
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offing himself

Another way to say something is going to commit suicide/kill themselves.
Fred: 'Did you hear Bob is offing himself tonight?'
Peter: 'Yeah, dude. Sad.'
by Jay Jay <33 September 05, 2008
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