Masturbacon

Masturbacon
mas•tur.ba•con

To stimulate the genital organs of (oneself or another) to achieve sexual pleasure. While eating bacon. Anything bacon really.

Not to be confused with Master Bacon, the star of such hits as "Tremors", "Apallo 13", and "The gift"

"Dude, I was caught last night..."

'Caught doing what?'

"Ugh, masturbacon!"

'WTF! Wait, was it regular or thick cut??'

"Thick cut, maple smoked"

'Niiiiice'

by Sundog_ September 1, 2014

masturbaholic

1.noun A person that is addicted to masturbation/masturbating.

2.noun One who gets off on letting others watch them as they masturbate

3.noun One who enjoys watching others masturbate/masturbating...typically gets arosualed

Damn I'm such a masturbaholic, i jacked like 10 times today and can go for another 10.

by neednottoknow February 6, 2010

masturbaby

when you are circle jerkin and your sister walks in on you and you jizz all over her and she gets pregnant then after she plops out a retarded incest baby then a seal waddles over and sits on the baby and jerks it off.

Ian: yo what up dawg i have like 999 masturbaby and idk what to do with them i need to stop jackin off yo
(a gay kid): like omg ill have them i love cute masturbaby

by whatupwhatupwhatupginger December 4, 2010

masturboredom

When what you're jerking off to isn't very arousing.

This porn is masturboring.
I hit some serious masturboredom yesterday browsing.

by Plastic Platypus December 20, 2009

equitorial masturbonce

A word that when you google it, Urban Dictionary comes up as the first result and it looks like it's an actual defined word but when you click on the link, it brings you to a page where you have to define it.

Bob: Hey Jerry, wanna know what equitorial masturbonce means?
Jerry: Shut the fuck up.

by Stoobinator December 6, 2015

masterbooping

When you take a dump and jerk off at the same time.

"damn, that brey chick is hot. But i gotta take a shit. I'm gonna go masteboop.

"mark's mom caught him masterbooping. He was covered in feces and semen."

by cuminmybutt January 12, 2008

Masturbored

Being so incredibly bored, that you decide to masturbate just to do something with your life.

Kevin: Man, there's nothing to do! I guess I'm just gonna masturbored for a while.

by Alien_Dude65 July 17, 2011