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masturbaphoric 

adj. 1. Of or relating to the act of masturbating, usually in the sense of extreme happiness or pleasure.

adj. 2. Extreme satisfaction brought on by a sense of self-approval.
1. These cupcakes are utterly masturbaphoric!

2. John was feeling masturbaphoric after he found out the script he had secluded himself to write over the past five years had finally gotten picked up by Comedy Central.

Masturbatoric Peace 

the feeling of absolute peace and serenity of someones soul and mind after a good old rubbing session. this kind of peace can only be achieved in adolescence, because in older age, instead of reaching peace and serenity, the masturbator may find self-loathe and the realization that his life is a fuckin mess.
masturbatoric peace in a conversation
dude no1: so what did you do last night?
dude no2:oh nothin special, i just got a lil bit high on a masterpiece(ps this is a shorter form of masturbatoric peace)

Masturbalicious

Something so delicious it makes you want to masturbate.
Those big boobies were MASTURBALICIOUS!!!
Masturbalicious by Gustine Willis November 13, 2019

Masturbatoric Hypoesthesia 

A condition acquired when you masturbate until some part of your body goes numb, usually either your fingers or genitals.
Mr. Sanchez, do you masyturbate excessively, because your numbness is due to a condition called masturbatoric hypoesthesia .