Masturbacon
mas•tur.ba•con
To stimulate the genital organs of (oneself or another) to achieve sexual pleasure. While eating bacon. Anything bacon really.
Not to be confused with Master Bacon, the star of such hits as "Tremors", "Apallo 13", and "The gift"
mas•tur.ba•con
To stimulate the genital organs of (oneself or another) to achieve sexual pleasure. While eating bacon. Anything bacon really.
Not to be confused with Master Bacon, the star of such hits as "Tremors", "Apallo 13", and "The gift"
"Dude, I was caught last night..."
'Caught doing what?'
"Ugh, masturbacon!"
'WTF! Wait, was it regular or thick cut??'
"Thick cut, maple smoked"
'Niiiiice'
'Caught doing what?'
"Ugh, masturbacon!"
'WTF! Wait, was it regular or thick cut??'
"Thick cut, maple smoked"
'Niiiiice'
by Sundog_ September 1, 2014
guy 1: DUDE! you gotta try MASTURBACON-ING! It's ligit!
guy 2: alright cool... whats that
guy 1: ehhh you'll see...
guy 2: alright cool... whats that
guy 1: ehhh you'll see...
by jakeyyyyyyyyyyyy696969 August 6, 2010