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Urban Dicktionary

Where you go to look up which teenagers have big dicks and which have small ones.
The majority of definitions in the Urban Dicktionary are based upon teen penis envy.(both male and female)
by wolfbait51 May 11, 2011
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Ligtionary

Ligtionary is by definition a Chinese Urban dictionary for people who need help plonouncing thing ploperly. It's root word stems from Ligz as a Chinese slang for Nigz (because they have ploblems plonouncing words) and Dictionary. Thus --> Ligz + Dictionary = Ligtionary!
McLigz: Hey BoLigz, i wanting to find definition of Ligz but no find lor?
BoLigz: Ai McLigz, u must need to using the Ligtionary for Chi-lee defilition.
by Jorge-Pablo Fernandez April 22, 2006
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dicktionary

when someone puts their dick into a book
john: OUCH!!!!! i just had a dicktionary!!!!
by lucasrulz May 14, 2010
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Dicktionary

This is the term given to any dictionary that is usually only read by assholes. Very popular in Congress.
Look, there's that Congressman reading the dicktionary again. He's always got his nose in that.
by LiberaceHudson October 10, 2017
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Urban dicktionary

A large database of unfunny in-jokes published by insiders and friends of the website urban dictionary.
Wow, the last few words I read on Urban Dicktionary were so lame and shallow. Seems like a bunch of cliche ridden douchbags must run this site.
by blowtorchgirl July 17, 2009
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dicktionary

A textbook which one utilizes when the male extremities of another are presented in a surprising fashion. The textbook is utilized to assess said appendage in categories such as strength, weight, and weight-to-strength ratio.
Yo when JJ whipped out his thang, I also whipped it out... my dicktionary that is!
by punjuffalo13 July 31, 2009
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Urban Dicktionary

What Urban Dictionary has become now.
Edgy teen: omegawd! i dont know deez word lemme look it up on Urban Dicktionary.
Edgy lexicographer: *puts troll face as you insult english words with stupid definitions*
by TheOTerAuthorOtter June 4, 2017
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