Definitions by TheOTerAuthorOtter

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Offline Google for words. Extremely popular during XXXX B.C.till 1990s.

Declined in usage after the advent of internet.
Also said to be a rip-off of Wikipedia.

1950s guy: idk what this word means. Wait, lemme search it up on the dictionary.

Some edgy french general: Dictionaries with the word 'impossible' have been scientifically proven to be imbecilic. Don't buy them. Instead, use the "Le Dictionaire de le Word de le lingua de France (continue french blah blah blah)

21st century guy, and my suggestion: If you don't know the word, don't look it up on the dictionary: Google it!

Dictionary by TheOTerAuthorOtter June 4, 2017

Tearjerker 

When you cry while masturbating.

That drama was a real tearjerker; I couldn't stop myself from crying into my balls.

Tearjerker by TheOTerAuthorOtter June 4, 2017

Love 

A blind man's excuse for choosing an ugly woman.

Blind Man: Love is blind.
Me: Exactly!

Love by TheOTerAuthorOtter June 4, 2017

SacredTears 

A Communist agent who hides himself as an average Chinese immigrant in the US. Known for poisoning the forums of ROBLOX and Twitter.

SacredTears: I know 67 languages cause Im a Communist Spy. LOLLOLOLOL!

SacredTears by TheOTerAuthorOtter June 4, 2017

xLinus 

An edgy emoji spammer who got rejected on Valentine's Day.

xLinus: I got rejected on valentines day T_T
Rest OT'ers: Can't get rejected if you don't ask her out.

xLinus by TheOTerAuthorOtter June 4, 2017

talvisk 

Cuban iPad made in China.

"Talvisk! Leave them kids alone" - legoseed

talvisk by TheOTerAuthorOtter June 4, 2017

Another brick in the wall

Donald Trump's inaugural song.

"All in all you're just another brick in the wall"

Another brick in the wall by TheOTerAuthorOtter June 4, 2017