His right hand man is private SHOW. I watched this man for months in the gym and I have no shame. He's God's greatest work, and everyone knows it.
by hltps2021 November 18, 2021

by haechan's wife August 27, 2022

The act of having sex with a man or woman, with their legs tied back, as if they had no lower parts of their legs, looking like Lieutenant Dan from the oscar winning film Forrest Gump.
"Yo, so did you Cincinnati bow-tie her, or did you let her give you a rusty trombone??" "Neither. I pulled the Lieutenant Dan, tied her legs back, made her cum like Forrest Gump running home."
"Ugh, my quads hurt so much from being lieutenant dan'd last night..."
"Ugh, my quads hurt so much from being lieutenant dan'd last night..."
by djblox March 5, 2010

by kung-fu jesus September 6, 2004

When someone by the name of Jem is being super zesty. They will be referred to as the Zest Lieutenant
by tinooooooooo April 30, 2023

super beast from star trek. Killer with a soft side, his ridged head excited the females. Renown for his skill with hand held impliments. Modern day usage includes "warfing a bitch".
by rucknroller13 September 29, 2010

A lap dance from a stripper that has absolutely no effect. The phenomenon can result from untalented strippers, ugly dancers, fat dancers, and/or overindulgence of booze.
by Little T mart December 9, 2016
