The pubic nest of an older woman
After a long day of work, Gloria had pencil shavings in her SQUIRREL PELT.
The act of sitting naked upon the crown of the head of another person.
Our accountant at work went to Thailand and had young Thai boys give her a TRAFFIC CONE...
A hand job given (or received) while wearing a work glove, leather or otherwise.
Today at work, I went behind the roach coach and got a MILWAUKEE GRINDER!
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Another term for Cunnilingus, Going Down, or Gatoring
I swung by and had BOX LUNCH AT THE "Y" with Gloria this afternoon. Long story short, my tongue is killing me.
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Another name for rehab, state instituted or otherwise
Bob had so much fun that he had to go to WHISKEY SCHOOL.
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Another name for tequila.
I got all fucked up on FELONY JUICE and stole a Coke machine....
A
lap dance from a stripper that has absolutely no effect. The phenomenon can result from untalented strippers, ugly dancers, fat dancers, and/or overindulgence of booze.
I went to the champagne room with Kenya, but I was so drunk I paid $20 for a Lieutenant Dan.
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