Klürtz

The sensation one feels when inserting their finger up their anus.

"Sorry I was late to work, I just experienced the best klürtz ever."

by Therealladiesman January 10, 2021

klunker

An automobile, or occasionally another object, that is in poor condition due to mechanical problems, age, damage or other issues.

Billy's 1985 Chevette is a real klunker. It has many dents, the muffler hangs down, the heater does not work and it only has two hubcaps.

by PMax January 11, 2009

klucker

A member of the American white supremacist organization the Ku Klux Klan (KKK).

A person who hates gays, jews, catholics, blacks, latinas and anyone else non-American, white, and Protestant.

The kluckers have been laying low since they blew-up that gay bar.

by Blowfish September 5, 2005

kurkjian

1. Any amazingly glorious act done with little regards to style or technical skills. Usually referred to when playing video games, such as beasting a sniper without aiming, or a headshot on a zombie from the hip; a classic no scope if you will.

2. Sheer amazement of capabilities in a form you would not expect, such as a mountain goat.

3. Stereotypical techno song.

1. Oh man, did you see those two zombies I just laid a Kurkjian on?

2. Those mountain goats look so funny but are so good at what they do they just Kurkjian from rock to rock.

3. This Daft Punk is Kurkjian! Change it!

by nazi zombie slayer April 21, 2009

Kourka

Extreme Greatness

That guy is totally Kourka

by Mr. Fascist November 12, 2009

Kurk

Pronounced:(k-i-r-k) When one lashes out, suddenly explodes, or bellows extremely loud to another person out of anger. More or less out of the blue and least expected to the other person.

Jessie's crazy ass just kurked out on me for no damn reason!

What you kurk on me for?

Your mother dealing with menopause.
Your girlfriend during her period.
A person who is sexually frustrated.

by Caren H July 16, 2008

kurkov

A Russian last name meaning power and authority. People who carry such last name are more likely to be successful and good looking throughout life. A person carrying such last name shall be looked up to and respected.

He's a Kurkov, don't mess with him!

by Joseph T January 31, 2006