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Klürtz

The sensation one feels when inserting their finger up their anus.
"Sorry I was late to work, I just experienced the best klürtz ever."
by Therealladiesman January 10, 2021
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Klutz

An extremely clumsy person.

(AKA me)
Person 1: *Drops something* I'm so sorry! I am such a klutz!
Person 2: Don't worry, it's fine!
by PandaGirl xox May 30, 2016
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Ground Klutz

A beast of Korean descent that is only able to travel on its guts or stomach. Using its legs as rudders it slowly clutters along whilst scraping its underbelly on the ground. A Ground Klutz easily evolves into a traffic slug when attempting to cross a road. Ground Klutz’s maintain a strict diet of Mc Donald's Frozen Coke and Menz Fruit Chocks; this enables the Klutz to continue its horrific hormonal educed rage. This rage is much like an EMP Missile, but instead of disabling all electronic equipment in vicinity, all nearby living creatures are Klutz upon with verbal slander, horrific claw attacks and psychological ensembles. The Klutz may also attain a bond with a victim of the opposite sex and of any species, harvesting all assets and creating a plasma shield that ensures an eternal bond against the victims will.
"Hey mummy, how come bowl's of rice can walk, oh never mind that’s a Ground Klutz with a Versace handbag. What a star! Just like Sarah Jessica Parker!"
by alpinesorcery February 15, 2009
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Dutty Kurtz

The act of death upon nothingness forsaken by feeling in lost and or bullyism not portrayed in an orderly fashion
Myop Dots gave me Dutty Kurtz on Wednesday afternoon but by law it was inexcusable
by A.I.M The Kyd April 15, 2021
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klutzfuckery

When a person is clumsy to an extreme such that it bleeds over into every aspect of life, the summation of those actions at a given moment, or over time, is referred to as Klutzfuckery. Describing the action(s) of a klutz fuck.
Damnit Larry your klutzfuckery is at an all time high today. Get it together!
by Katatbat October 10, 2020
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klutz

That kid drops everything all the time,
he's such a klutz
by Total Clad May 15, 2004
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Kurtzpel

A broken game with no story or balancing. They say whales still play and buy the season passes but no one is having fun.
Also know as weeb purgatory.
I decided to play kurtzpel and got beaten by a scythe/bow user. Worst mistake of the day.
by Eeveekyu August 28, 2020
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