A person who is never without a scrape or bruise. Always finds a way to trip, bump into things and people. And on occasion, they partially knock themselves out by walking into walls, doorways, and corners or cabinets and desks.
by bepatient April 13, 2006
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by Raul (comes out at night) August 31, 2012
Get the Klumpkin mug.The homie who acts sus around the homie, might actually be homosexual but he denies it. Talks about putting things up his ass.
by nashhhhh May 21, 2021
Get the kluzz mug.Someone who is clumsy to the point of being disrespectful; they hurt people and destroy things and claim that it was all by accident, yet they seem to always come out unharmed.
by Admirable Admiral October 16, 2009
Get the Klumpse mug.Adjective- the descriptive state of conducting oneself as a klutz- uncoordinated and awkward when performing actions; for example, walking into walls, posts, furniture and people with alarming regularity, pancakes flying to floor when flipping, pretending momentarily to be Baryshnikov and failing miserably, "all elbows and knees"...
1. George Bush displayed a klutzy grasp of the English language.
2. Slapstick is the art of turning being klutzy into entertainment and profit.
2. Slapstick is the art of turning being klutzy into entertainment and profit.
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Get the klutz mug.1. A person who is very clumsy. They drop and trip over anything. They also are very jumpy and sometimes you fear that they have an undignosed mental illness.
by Dirnt September 30, 2005
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