Kellett

A really bad decision, made while drunk, or in a moment of weakness, usually resulting in time off work

That premier league footballer really disgraced himself with that kellett. What was he thinking when poking his fiancee's sister

by Tommy Satan November 11, 2014

kellett

1. To steal. Usually by a man or woman with bright blonde hair, natural or not.

2. When a person of German or Jewish descent is believed to have stolen something. Usually has blonde hair.

Spencer- Dude, did you see that blonde kid kelletting my video camera last night?

Joey- Dude, I'm blonde.

Spencer- Are you Jewish too? I hear people have been kelletting video cameras and other electronic equipment.

Joey- Yeah, I wish I had a TV. I guess I can't get Kelleted for anything except this video camera.

Spencer-...

by ImSpartacus November 11, 2007

Kellett

Asshole, Douchebag, Liar, Tool etc.

Michael Kellett told everyone he shot Bigfoot!? What a Kellett!

by Kevin December 6, 2003

kelet

A creature with two heads, four legs and two arms, a long tail and wings. It has like 1000 eyes all over it's head and torso. It breathes fire out of it's mouth which is aligned with 100's of teeth that can tear into almost anything. It can fly into outer space and swim into the deepest parts of the ocean. It is the ultimate beast and it is immortal. It has been living since the beggining of time, but has been in hiding and usually only comes out at night. It lives near the middle of the ocean where no person would dare to travel. Actually it lives in the bermuda triangle (now you know where the disappearences come from). But it does come out at night and flies to the closest city to feed on people.The only thing that can kill it is a kiss from an albino woman between the age of 20-23. It would be very difficuly to kill a kelet so watch out when you go near this beast.

Don't go near the Bermuda Triangle

by Choco February 13, 2004

Kelletubby

The act of fucking the gay teletubby and then giving it a dirty sanchez.

Jason: I had sex with the gay Teletubby.
Babcock: You fucking fag; you're going to have a Kelletubby.
Jason

by theoneandbabonly March 30, 2009

kegle

Et andet ord for en idiot eller en taber. Brugt som et skældsord.

"jeg faldt over en banan"
"nøj en kegle du er"

by Fissefred69 December 10, 2015

keylethed

To utter bugger something up with hilarious consequences

Geez Marisha really Keylethed that one!

by KingP0tato December 6, 2017