Jackston

The school drug dealer

"that nigga got gas"
"musta got it from jackston"

by GodsBodaciousBoner October 29, 2018

jackatone

Analing fisting the victim while he or she is screaming in a horrific way (in other case; needing help) when the victim's anus is wide open, the offender will shit, piss and cum until it's full. (Note: this word can be highly offense to others if they know'd the word)

A childmolster had kidnapped and jackatoned me in his garage brutally.

by SGT_SCHMOO July 5, 2016

Jackwagon

A white kid that acts and talks like a typical welfare nigger, and thinks the world owes them something, and thus will never be gainfully employed and end up in prison.

Oh, we're in the Jackwagon end of town

by fratarcangelo November 12, 2011

jackwagon

A person who fails to fulfill their duties to a pre-planned party. Ex: doesn't bring the ice cream. Other traits include but are not limmited to, hoarding details, whining about mundane tasks, and being generally "Bleck".

Why did I write J.W. on this list?" "Because Jackwagon cry baby left us without the ice cream, so he has to bring what we tell him.

by J.W. 343 June 10, 2011

Jackabon

A noun used to describe someone who makes a stupid remark or suggestion. It is a playful insult that is used properly in a joking, light hearted manner.

That is the stupidest idea I have ever herd you silly jackabon!

by Lesismore July 25, 2008

jackwagoner

A term that originated from an insurance commercial calling others a "jackwagon". A playful pronoun used as a term of endearment when addressing others idiosyncrasies. To perform an action that calls for something outlandish such as lighting your farts on fire out of boredom. Insinuating someone is a jackass while being appropriate in front of the kids or elderly people. Performing an act of freedom of speech.

Do snowflakes bother you? Not anymore than a hemorrhoid "Jackwagoner"

by cfaithwilliams December 23, 2017

Jackwagon

Someone who is a complete Feg. All they do is bitch and fucking do stupid stuff. They are a complete pussy, and usually suck dick for a living. They are usually also found on couches and can be very lazy and sleep for many hours at a time.

Wow get up off the couch your being a pussy ass bitch and you havn't done shit all day. Why don't you put down that chocolate milk and stop being such a feg. At least get high our do something.Your being a complete Jackwagon.

by Oberdale May 26, 2011