Jackaconda

In memory of JackL's anaconda. A freakishly large male sex organ. Notorious across much of the east coast of the United States. Has even been known to be turned down by pornstars. When "just the tip" is the only thing you will ever know.

If you have been blessed with a Jackaconda, your only chance of ever getting laid is to carry a set of eppiderals in your pocket.

Jackaconda by Anthony1980 May 5, 2008

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Jackconway38

JackConway38 is the wish version of Seth Rogan, you tried to order Seth Rogan for a party and then this guy shows up. He has a fetish for touching year 10s hands while waiting in a queue for lunch. He is a creep, weirdo and he is born with a third nipple. He actually has 8 nipples which he uses to seduce his prey Zekvhan1207!

Oh shit looks its a "Jackconway38"

Jackconway38 by Ultimate weapon munch January 9, 2021

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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