jackcaton

i) (verb) to jackcaton or ii) (adjective) to be jackcaton

a word do describe a very annoying and nosey person who sits around on a playstation and lack a life

Person one: "come on cheer up, don't do a jackcaton on us!"
Person two: "sorry i'm trying, i'm just on facebook and the playstation. i like being miserable"

by mettyjj January 12, 2010

Jackatorium

Any room used to rub one out, or masturbate.

For example, a bedroom with a sports illustrated swimsuit edition, is a fine room to convert to a jackatorium, temporarily.
Or you could convert your moms living room, to a jackatorium while watching Friends on TV.
Or, say you are researching anatomy on the internet, on your dads computer, well then, his office just became a jackatorium, didn't it?

by Shwagg March 18, 2007

jackathon

Masturbating over and over usually more than 3-5 times a day.

Yesterday I had a major Jackathon since no one was home.

by Danny Bregman May 11, 2006

Jackwagon

(noun)
-A vulgar term used to describe a person whose opinion is held in very low regard and considered irrelevant.

- Worthless individual.

unfortunately This years Presidential candidate is a total jackwagon.

by DEADMEAT October 28, 2020

jackathon

A long period of male masturbation generally watching porno films. Sometimes the man will squirt his load on a models picture.

Today I think I will have a Jackathon as I have a big load to shot on her face.

by blowmenow February 5, 2008

jackwagon

a crybaby loser pussy-type who needs to grow some cajones and start acting like a man

Billy: "Dude, I can't get Ronnie to play tackle football with us 'cause he's too afraid of getting hit."

Jimmy: "It doesn't surprise me, he's always been a fuckin' jackwagon anyway."

by dookeyboy November 25, 2010

jacktonio

The single best ship in the popular " horror " game identity V. This ship consists of Jack and Antonio (The ripper and the violinist)

Person 1: what's your favorite ship?
Person 2: my favorite ship is jacktonio.

by Jacktonionation July 1, 2021