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habbo hotel

I'd like to add to my previous definition of this word/phrase.

The concept of habbo hotel had the potential to be an exciting new way to interact and chat with others. While this is just about still possible unfortunately the site is now completely infested with kids who havent yet grown any 'curlies'.

This was always going to happen given the original design and the continual tweaking of the site to appeal to this audience. However if you think you could bare being in the company of 10-16 year olds in the faint hope of meeting someone a like age and mind you'll probably quit the site after you've discovered habbo culture.

Habbo culture today is pretty much centred around the site owners money making scheme that these impressionable little sobs are all too happy to invest into. By parting with their pocket money/phone credit the kids can buy virtual 'furni' furniture to decorate and personalise a blank room of their own. This has now completely gotten out of hand, inane kids spend their time either swapping 'furni', scamming naive people into giving them access to their accounts and thus access to their furni/credits, or setting up virtual job agencies.

The net result of all this is a chatroom clogged with habbos shouting out adverts to join job agencies/go to someones room/swap furni/scam/beg people for free furni and so forth, these are all scrolled (repeated quickly many times) so you havent got much of a chance to actually chat should you want to.

All in all habbo hotel is for kids and kiddy fiddlers, preferably with some disposable income.
habbo hotel is a special place with vacancies for kids and kiddy fiddlers
by dw July 22, 2004
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habbo hotel

A virtual website where perverts and creeps can talk to innocent childeren. It's a VERY addicting game. I, myself, was addicted to Habbo Hotel until my parents made me quit. Once I got off of it I found a lot of much better sites than Habbo Hotel. People can get so addicted that Habbo Hotel is soon there reality. When I was playing it I was so addicted that i would play it 24-7 day and night. I wouldn't talk to my friends, family, and I got bad grades in school. The things I hate about Habbo Hotel Is that people ask for others ASL's. A guy could say asl? and the girl would say 15.f.ny and he would say Oh me too. But sadly the fact is MOST of the people that do that is really 40 year old men. The other thing is that people get bf's and gf's over the web, it's so pathetic. The other thing is furni. People actually have to pay real money for pixilized furni. It's like throwing your money in the garbage can. The fact is that over the internet you really don't know who you are talking to over the internet unless you know them. It's really important when someone asks you something creepy to just get out of that situation which most people don't do. AND LISTEN TO YOUR PARENTS FOR GOD SAKE.
Habbo hotel is very evil and a scam. MUCH BETTER THINGS TO DO
by Lisaa April 15, 2006
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habbo hotel

A stupid site that, UNBELIEVEBLY, is worse than cokemusic.com Its loaded with preteen geeks who talk to no one in the real world and think they can get a "gf" or "bf" in a fucked up game. It also has tons of perverted fifty year old fat men. Who pretend that they are preteens.
Habbo Hotel is run by a bunch of money-hungry assholes who like to get kids to waste their money on pixellated furniture.
by 1337 is gay May 13, 2005
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habbo hotel

An online hotel consisting of:
A) Thirty-five year-old men still living in their mothers basement trying to talk to thirteen year old girls
B) Thirteen year old girls
"you missed D&D last night man, where were you?"
"talkin to hot thirteen year-olds on habbo hotel"
by Ducky-face November 9, 2008
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habbo hotel

Habbohotel.com/.co.uk/.ca
Little people that look like legos run around talking to each other in virtual rooms that they can make themself. Highly addicting. Not worth spending money on, but you can meet some interesting people if you look hard enough. You gotta look hard though. And then theres the dramatic ones that take everything super serious.
Try not to get sucked in so much that you foget to eat though, that could be devistating.
Habbo1: Will you marry me?
Habbo2: omg! ok!
-later-
Habbo 1: This isn't working out
Habbo 2: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU! WHY ARE YOU BREAKING MY HEART?

Habbod00d: I lost 50 pounds and 12 inches off my waist by switching to habbo!
by Yesss January 19, 2005
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habbo hotel

Parents beware - supposedly for people age 13-18 yrs ... i wouldnt let my pre-teen on unless you want them to be sexually approached and learn about sexual 3 somes or more.... the kids at habbo need to get out more and learn proper social skills in the real world and if they need to find a date on the internet well they really do need a life. I think the example below speaks for itself and is a real example utilizing a users name and quotes what that user said in one of the hotel rooms.
cheesepoffs2: anyone girl here want to f*U*C*K me
by concerned parent April 12, 2005
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habbo hotel

A hotel which, despite having 7000 peopel online at a time, still only has two cars in the car park. It's a pixellated hotel, you have your own avatar called a habbo and you walk around talking to people. Most of the rooms are; beauty contests, trade rooms, race rooms, beauty salons and mafias. The moderators are called Hobbas and the majority of them have their heads jammed firmly up their arses. Censor words that aren't even rude, such as "mouseindustries", "sonicmouse" and "freewebs" for no apparent reason. Teenagers buy ridiculously overpriced fake furniture for their fake rooms with real money. They charge you £2.50 per blinking month so you can wear special clothes that everyone else who's stupid enough to waste money on Habbo Club is wearing.
www.habbohotel.com

Great if you are a loner/rich as hell/all of the above.
by Kay March 20, 2004
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